St. George 

A semi-cool city located in Southern Utah. It has most of the stores of a big city but lacks fun things to do. All the homes look the same & every house hold uses twice as much water as the one next to it.
The high schools brag about their sports when in reality, they all suck.
Lots of mormons, cowboys, polygamists, senior citizens, snobby teenagers & a holy ton of infants & kids under 7.
The only reason why I like it in St. George is 1 hour and 40 minutes down the road, is Vegas. Another 3 hours from Vegas, is Southern California.

Teenager 1: what should we do tonight in St. George dude?!
Teenager 2: well, it's either see a movie, or go to the one story mall!
Teenager 1: oh I got it! Let's have your mom teach us to cook & do a little scripture reading with the whole family!
Teenager 2: Sweeet! *high five*

St. George by kalyygirl63 January 25, 2009

St. George 

St. George is like any other city in utah... Full of mormons.

If you aren't mormon.. you'll be looked like you're black.

That's another thing, black people are about as hard to come by as a shooting star.
Polygamists are regular sites to be seen at Costco. They usually have 10 kids with them, and those ten kids are each carrying a baby. They can be commonly seen buying 10 gallon containers of mayonaise and a cart full of toilet paper.

The city is full of:
A) emo teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, sit around, and smoke more weed.

B) senior citizens who sit in their houses all day that occasionally come out to drive their golf carts 1/4 mile then stop to realize they don't even live near a golf course, and drive back home.

C) Preppy teens who hang out at wal-mart all day.
D) latinos who rave about how awesome their latino heratige is.

The most exciting event of the year is when st. George hoasts the senior olympics.. St. George is hot, and boring. It's like Las vegas, without all that las vegas has to offer. There's a church on every corner, and is extremely diverse... not.

The nice thing about St. George is there's hardly any crime, compared to the rest of utah winters aren't so bad... but compared to California it's hell during winter. There is a very luxurious part of St. George which is very pretty. Unfortunately 99.9% of the population can't afford to live there. The people are really nice too, and it's only an hour and a half away from sin city.

"Hey look it's St. George!"

Californian: Wow it is so cold up in har during the winter!

Californian2: I know it's nearly 50 degrees, better put on the snow chains.

St. George by feces face March 7, 2011

st. george 

means to have frail bones very easily broken, more specifically brittle ankle bones. can also mean excessive crying when under stress.

first guy: man did you see that st. george over there.

second guy: yeah he was crying like a little girl.

st. george by DDJ Game On!! May 23, 2009

St. George 

Small town in South Carolina where there is no phone signal and crappy wifi.
You’ll find old farts here who are farmers and rednecks

Girl 1: I live in St. George
Girl 2: Oh you poor soul, bless your heart.

St. George by MoonMoony October 9, 2018

St. George's School

A school for the rich and spoiled in Vancouver, BC (aka the 604). People come here expecting a great atmosphere and great teachers, but the truth is that most of them don't give a sh*t about the students. In addition, the school markets itself on its university placement records.

Student elections are rigged by the headmaster, therefore the supposed "democracy" is a total failure. The administration never, EVER listens to the students pleas and requests, therefore making this school looking more like a authoritarian regime rather than an actual "school". Some teachers don't know how to teach, or they just simply don't care. Most of them care more about the sports they coach rather than the classes they teach.

On top of all this, St. George's School is an all boys school, which is something most student do not like. Students turn their head towards the first sign of a female species, no matter how hot the individual is...this is all because of the lack of girls in the school.

To get into this elitist-attitude prep school, all you have to do is play rugby. The sport of rugby is the engine that drives the school - play rugby, and you are accepted. All other sports (except basketball) are often overlooked or looked down upon. Often, academic-inclined applicants are rejected for some dumb recruit.

Student 1: We are grads at St. George's School now!
Student 2: Yes we are! Who did you vote for for our head boy and vice head boy?
Student 1: Go ask the headmaster. He decides everything. We students have no say in this matter.

St. George's School by digmen4567 July 2, 2009

St. George Floyd 

patron saint of oxygen

Guy 1: “Dude!! *cough* I’m choking!!”
Guy 2: “Pray to St. George Floyd, he will help you breathe.”

St. George Floyd by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

St. George's School

Leo's slaves.

Do you go to St. George's School? It kinda sucks there.

St. George's School by thicboi October 22, 2018