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headmaster

headmaster, n.

(1) the principal of a school or similar educational institution

(2) someone who is really good at oral sex
I got sent to the headmaster.
headmaster by IKEA May 12, 2004
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Headmaster

head·mas·ter
/ˌhedˈmastər/
noun
(especially in private schools) the man in charge of a school; the principal.
The headmaster appears to have everything under control.
Headmaster by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

headmaster

a girl who is popular/well-known for sucking a lot of cock (often in a particular area or place)
Yo! Yesterday, after the party, the headmaster gave me a nice ass bj!
headmaster by Con Artist 101 December 2, 2004

Headmaster

Headmaster is a person who is extremely proficient in luring girls in (of any shape and size) to receive head. Also known as fellatio for you virgins out there.

However do not make the mistake to assume the headmaster is not a virgin. In most cases, the Headmaster is almost always a Virgin.
Monzy: Oi i got head from Raveena last night. She nearly ate my dick off

The Boys: Raa! Naa, how'd you pull her? You're defo the headmaster akhi!
Headmaster by virgin4lyf October 21, 2014

Headmaster

The master of heads.
Sent to make your life at school hell.

The headmaster is often female and loves performing fellatio.
The headmaster's award is for cock-sucking.
Guy 1: The headmaster has mastered the head
Guy 2: And cock-sucking.
Headmaster by Avingo255 February 14, 2020

Headmaster

The headmaster is someone who is the master or the ‘best’ at head or oral stimulation
I’m going the see the headmaster today
Headmaster by Galasika March 8, 2024

headmaster's duty 

The act of soliciting for the purposes of prostitution, i.e. a girl "working" in a bar, usually with unnecessarily revealing skirts and tops.

Has its origins in South London; etymology rumoured to be an oft-absent headteacher caught soliciting in the late 1970s. In order to avoid direct reference, the claim that he was doing his 'duty' evolved into 'headmaster's duty'.
I think she's probably up for a bit of headmaster's duty
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