To study for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks per year
Last week before our end of year exam I actually felt like a university student
by drunkatuni April 18, 2010
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A severely sleep deprived person attending a university. Said deprivation normally due to studying, but more often, social life.

Students are also commonly associated with procrastination on school assignments which then results in further lack of sleep.

The student stayed up till 3 am working on a paper assigned 5 weeks ago, started 5 hours ago, and due at 10 am.
by SilverWarden October 27, 2008
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A term used to describe international students from the North-East Indian region, currently enrolled in studies in major Canadian cities.
They do not intend on doing anything with their studies other than using it as a gateway to become a "PR"
These people are found in turbaned and non-turbaned, very obnoxious and loud in nature, wearing flip flops in the winter time, driving a Dodge Charger, and aspiring to become a truck driver one day.
They are easily identifiable in large groups because they lack the confidence to ever do anything independently.
They will also destroy your house if you ever choose to rent it out to them.

More recently, they have been taking offense to being called a 'student' similar to the way African Americans take offense to the N word.
Dude, there's a black Dodge Charger driving into the parking lot..

Well, it's either the cops or a student...

(Individual exits the vehicle)

Yeah don't worry, he's wearing flip flops in this -40 snowstorm, definitely a student.
by easytheretiger May 8, 2021
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Noun: One who knows nothing about anything as opposed to an academic who knows everything about nothing
Student: I don't know shit and to do this I spend £1000s a year.
Academic: I can tell you everything about a topic that only three people in the world actually care about.
by Its belfast mate! November 23, 2012
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A person who studies a degree level subject at university. Usually hard worked and low on money (with a few exeptions). Often victimised as over spending, rowdey, smelly and unwilling to learn by older x-students who are finding it hard to come to terms with their old age (see mid-life crisis). Also victimised by govermental plans to up tuition fees and create elitist institutes, that only foreighn students will atend. Fond of enjoying themselves while they still can.
'I wish I was still a student'
by Pie November 29, 2003
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Usually a young person between 18 and 21 who is supposed to attend university at some point or another. Student life for many might entail being bone idle, eating kebabs, stealing traffic cones and getting "totally wreaked!". Mostly middle class in origin, a great number of them seem fascinated with alcohol and consuming large amounts of cheap larger at arguably cheesy student nights. Often, many display a great lack of manners and are void of anything in particular accept desperately attempting to be 'totally wacky'.

Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.

Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
"In my halls of residence, me and dave made a pact with flat 84 to get totally wreaked and steal at least four traffic cones. It was a totally mental night."

"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"

"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"

"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
by Anon. April 5, 2005
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According to dictionary dot com:

"stu·dent n.

One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."

A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.

Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.

Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.

Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
John's a student, he has no time for a job, he spends it all drinking.

James has no money... he's a student.

Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
by electric-socks May 28, 2006
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