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To study for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks per year
Last week before our end of year exam I actually felt like a university student
by drunkatuni April 18, 2010
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A severely sleep deprived person attending a university. Said deprivation normally due to studying, but more often, social life.

Students are also commonly associated with procrastination on school assignments which then results in further lack of sleep.

The student stayed up till 3 am working on a paper assigned 5 weeks ago, started 5 hours ago, and due at 10 am.
by SilverWarden October 26, 2008
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Noun: One who knows nothing about anything as opposed to an academic who knows everything about nothing
Student: I don't know shit and to do this I spend ยฃ1000s a year.
Academic: I can tell you everything about a topic that only three people in the world actually care about.
by Its belfast mate! November 22, 2012
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A person who studies a degree level subject at university. Usually hard worked and low on money (with a few exeptions). Often victimised as over spending, rowdey, smelly and unwilling to learn by older x-students who are finding it hard to come to terms with their old age (see mid-life crisis). Also victimised by govermental plans to up tuition fees and create elitist institutes, that only foreighn students will atend. Fond of enjoying themselves while they still can.
'I wish I was still a student'
by Pie November 29, 2003
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Usually a young person between 18 and 21 who is supposed to attend university at some point or another. Student life for many might entail being bone idle, eating kebabs, stealing traffic cones and getting "totally wreaked!". Mostly middle class in origin, a great number of them seem fascinated with alcohol and consuming large amounts of cheap larger at arguably cheesy student nights. Often, many display a great lack of manners and are void of anything in particular accept desperately attempting to be 'totally wacky'.

Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.

Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
"In my halls of residence, me and dave made a pact with flat 84 to get totally wreaked and steal at least four traffic cones. It was a totally mental night."

"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"

"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"

"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
by Anon. April 04, 2005
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To study for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 3 weeks per year with no pay
I, a student. I have work hours. NO PAY???
by nkjyang April 01, 2015
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