democracy

"The worst system, except for all the others"

Winston Churchill

by bimboblonde May 12, 2004

democracy

Four wolves and one lamb voting on lunch.

Democracy is unfair at times.

by Leo Fung April 14, 2005

democracy

n. - a government in which the people elect their dictators.

In this democracy, we must make petitions to stop our politicians from inacting crazy laws.

by mugree December 4, 2011

democracy

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman

by IkeM September 28, 2003

democracy

1) When kleptocrats brainwash the dumbest 51% of a population into believing that they're making their own choices.

2) When the United States brainwashes or pays a violent mob(s) in another country to topple a democratically elected government and murder everyone who could be an obstacle to US policy.

3) Fascism.

4) When 3 or more scientists enter a room and force all of the religious people to leave so they can have a serious discussion.

Nazi Germany was a democracy.
CIA fiend: Elon Musk needs lithium. It is time to bring democracy to Bolivia.
CIA tool: I love democracy and freedom. Democracy is the most valuable thing in the world and democracy is the only principal of moral value. Democracy is always moral and people cannot have moral or ethical principals without democracy.
Confused Scientist: We can use the democratic process to halt climate change.

by Harold13 July 12, 2022

democracy

Tyranny by morons.

Moron: I love democracy!
Intellectual: So, you like a form of government where retards have the final say?
Moron: Damn straight!

by Vestros August 15, 2014

democracy

A form of government that works, but not well.

Democracy relies on the public. The public is stupid.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003