Vegas

A place where we do dumb shit when we're fucked up. Where dentists marry strippers, hot school teachers get attacked by naked chinese men, and where those chinese men kidnap people named Doug. Where tigers are kidnapped, chickens roam inside, and neon strippers jack up your car.

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes- that shit'll come back with ya."

by YesGrill April 1, 2010

Vegas

Trunication of "Las Vegas". Used often in reference to the city in Nevada, or the lifestyle of the late 1950's that typified the "Rat Pack" era.

I blew money at a casino, saw a stage show, got drunk at a bar and got lucky with a cute lady. I guess you could say I had the Vegas experience.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

Vegas

Vegas - A modifier that's tacked on to the end of a town or city, usually replacing the term "ville" that the denizens sarcastically use to give their village the appearance of being hip and/or happening.

Joe: Where you headed this weekend?
Schmoe: Nonstop excitement. Im off to Nashvegas or Knoxvegas.

by Mad Sclupu August 3, 2005

Vegas

To have permanent bleeding from the nose

Oh man. I got that vegas

by Jaydosjaydosjaydos November 5, 2019

Vegas

Vegas is a confident girl.she looks good on camara and in person.shes always positive and thinks positive.If your sad she will cheer you up.if shes down,she tries to cover it.you would be lucky to be her freind.

1.Vegas is trying to cheer up emma
2.Im going to vegas's house for the night

by Lollypop83427 May 10, 2018

Vegas

A great sister friend or girlfriend there’s no words to describe her she’s just amazing

Have u heard of that girl Vegas

Yeah she so amazing

by Lonbreezy October 19, 2019

Vegas

what happens here, stays here.

accident: what happened in Vegas?
guy: you happened in Vages
guy: no, seriously. your mom had sex with your dad, and you happened
guy: and then they left you in Vegas
guy: you know what they say, 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.'

by whatserface May 5, 2007