something

why are you reading this? do you not know what something is? are you stupid? so stop what your reading and get to work you lazy person.

still reading i see WELL NOT ON MY WATCH!

why are you still scrolling?

your wasting your time

ok im done

HA YOU TOUGHT

ok now im done

something is something

by plkmnkoijhb January 17, 2020

something

What is left over after wrapping both hand around your erect cock. Thats something; either you have it or you don't.

"I have something, about an inch in-a-half of something. Wanta see it?" I asked with a grin.
"What is it?" she replied.
Now she has a restaining order against me. All cause of alittle something.

by The JerkMeister May 17, 2008

something

Some-thing. Very simple, really. The name says it all.

Something is poking me.

by Daedalus January 07, 2004

something

a word that commonly denotes a variable in an example syntax

the definition of %s said type "slang something" and I'm a hyper-literalist and/or wise-ass and ended up here

by hyena sparerib January 09, 2005

something

an indescribable level of recognition, one that is innately understood between two people.

We're something, eh?

by Yueaahhh.. June 02, 2010

something

anything

something is srsly anything

by yeeeaaaaaa September 25, 2019

something

"Something" is a term used when someone a little over best friends with someone else, but not considered as dating. They are just "something."

Person 1: "I guess we're not friends, nor dating."

Person 2: "Then what are we..."

Person 1: "We're something."

by Someone Something March 18, 2016