1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.
2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'
2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
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A worker, often temporary, who crosses a strikers' picket line, going to work in place of the strikers.
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when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
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A face of feigned excitement, mimicking many YouTube thumbnails.
References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.
References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.
The picture would have been perfect if Mike hadn't been making the soy face.
Of course the guy with the hot take about white people has a soy face as his avatar.
Is there any Nintendo Switch unboxing video without a soy face thumbnail?
Of course the guy with the hot take about white people has a soy face as his avatar.
Is there any Nintendo Switch unboxing video without a soy face thumbnail?
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Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?
Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.
~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.
Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.
~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.
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