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THE most useless thing known to man. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? bet you haven't. bet you have seen one. but why do they exist.
person 1: *shows friend picture of a decorative gourd* decorative gourd.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
by Xbox name is LarryTheM0bster September 23, 2020
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German word for "compulsion to move." Zugzwang is a term used in chess when it's your turn to move a piece, but regardless of where you move, you will be at a disadvantage. In other words Zugzwang is when you need to move, but you don't want to because of the terrible conditions.
Dude: So what? Are you going to introduce to her and at least try to get her number?

Shy guy: I want to, but she's with all her friends, and that's kind of embarrassing.

Dude: You know you won't see her again until summer's over.

Shy guy: Shit, I hate being in zugzwang!
by PokarFace June 24, 2010
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A specific kind of police force in Iran that roughly translates to "morality police". They are corrupt to the core and should not exist. The term can also be used as a curse word since they are all nasty little shits.
-hey that's Gashte Ershad!

-yes they are. Let's beat the shit out of them.
by RISEN474AZ September 19, 2022
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A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.
My sext-husband keeps trying to text me but doesn't realize that's why I divorced him.
by JJ💔LOVE May 16, 2022
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To completely dominate another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from Roger Federer, the master of Federization
1) Jeff: Man, I just federized this n00b in Call of Duty

2) Bob: Andy Murray just got federized
by Etando February 1, 2010
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1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day.
Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.
Hey man, I did squatz and GOMAD and I bulked up like crazy!!
by Memz0rz January 8, 2010
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The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.
The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.
by Virgin Suicides November 6, 2017
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