Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.
by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018
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- 1. Bifle
- 2. Slaps
- 3. Jibooty
- 4. girth certificate
- 5. Park Jimin
- 6. pile driver
- 7. digging out
- 8. calling it
- 9. Double Flusher
- 10. The Oreo Game
- 11. TROTUS
- 12. TND
- 13. Zuby's Razor
- 14. nevuary
- 15. thotery
- 16. sugar star
- 17. shitden
- 18. shisha
- 19. Shoving
- 20. horseface
- 21. sofa king we todd did
- 22. Nazi jokes
- 23. sugar cookie
- 24. biffles
- 25. Hodad
- 26. go awf
- 27. the pink
- 28. hit the curb
- 29. ruit
- 30. Klk Wawawa
by Andrion November 01, 2003
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Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
by mshaw43 June 19, 2019
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My girlfriend pluto'd me.
Yarggh, Pluto was unfairly pluto'd from the solar system by a group of stupid astronomers.
The Eagles were right to have pluto'd T.O.
Yarggh, Pluto was unfairly pluto'd from the solar system by a group of stupid astronomers.
The Eagles were right to have pluto'd T.O.
by Lisa420 August 24, 2006
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An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
by Emdeecee December 09, 2007
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"Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night"
Night = Yard.
Don't ask me, ask Apple.
Night = Yard.
Don't ask me, ask Apple.
by iexies October 11, 2017
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