When a "friend" refers to a period in time where they are THINKING about leaving but could actually arrive in anywhere from 1 to 6 hours (usually later than sooner).

Fictosexuality is the sexual attraction towards fictional characters.

repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new

A casual affirmative response that someone can use if they do not want to be wholly committed or if the answer is subject to change.

Deriving from cyberpunk novels, meatspace is the world outside of the 'net-- that is to say, the real world, where you do things with your body rather than with your keyboard. William Gibson's novels (Neuromancer, Mona Lisa Overdrive, and Count Zero in particular) note the difference between the 'Net of the console cowboys and the world of the meat outside.

Something someone does that is an instant turn-off for you, making you instantly hate the idea of being with them romantically.

slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.