noun; the quality of having misplaced confidence in a losing argument, to the point of becoming hilarious to the audience.
"That flat-earther sure has so much clownfidence, they made me pee my pants with that diagram of a space pizza"
by my soup is looking at me funny February 21, 2025
1:did you hear? george bush says he is going to handle iraq the american way
2:we're fucked then
1:indeed we are
2:we're fucked then
1:indeed we are
by bahmahhahhahahaha May 14, 2007
by Leonai_art February 21, 2020
Also known as Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, or pointless/ugly visual customization is a term used by real car enthusiasts for extremely cosmetically modified cars back in the 2000s and the early 2010s to mock the owners that did horrible cosmetic modifications to their vehicles.
Nowadays, rice can also be done by any "car guy" influenced by social media such as Instagram or TikTok, and can add many pointless things onto their vehicle, such as liveries that serve no purpose or mimic a style, extremely wide wheels that are either replicas or actual real wheels, an extreme amount of unnecessary wheel tilt (or, camber) or the usual plastic tow hooks known as "tsurikawas". These rice vehicles have no performance mods and will remain slower than an average Toyota Prius driven by an old lady. These types of rice cars are also a danger to the road, and most of them are well-known to be seen in the car scene as the illegal type of meets known as "sideshows", or "takeovers".
Nowadays, rice can also be done by any "car guy" influenced by social media such as Instagram or TikTok, and can add many pointless things onto their vehicle, such as liveries that serve no purpose or mimic a style, extremely wide wheels that are either replicas or actual real wheels, an extreme amount of unnecessary wheel tilt (or, camber) or the usual plastic tow hooks known as "tsurikawas". These rice vehicles have no performance mods and will remain slower than an average Toyota Prius driven by an old lady. These types of rice cars are also a danger to the road, and most of them are well-known to be seen in the car scene as the illegal type of meets known as "sideshows", or "takeovers".
P: Did you see that red Nissan 350Z on TikTok?
B: Yeah, I can see that it looks super clean. It's stanced. You're just hating it.
P: No, it's riced out. Who does he think he is, does he think he's in the Fast and Furious movies? Or going to fly like in Back to the Future?
B: I don't know man, it looks good. You don't know the true meaning of rice.
P: Yeah, I do. That car is so slow, even a Charger Scat Pack will beat that thing.
B: Yeah, I can see that it looks super clean. It's stanced. You're just hating it.
P: No, it's riced out. Who does he think he is, does he think he's in the Fast and Furious movies? Or going to fly like in Back to the Future?
B: I don't know man, it looks good. You don't know the true meaning of rice.
P: Yeah, I do. That car is so slow, even a Charger Scat Pack will beat that thing.
by ribbitpoison February 13, 2023
a ranch where the owner of it does no work on it. instead he hires people to do the normal work associated with a ranch. george bush likes to play cowboy at his in texas.
by david j July 13, 2005
A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
by Registered_gamer June 09, 2019
by 216ki April 19, 2023