When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Using utra small dosages not to trigger a psychotropic effect

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

Someone with a vested interest in a topic but has all the facts wrong.

The king of sass; the sass master.

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.