When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.

Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, you will be healthier drinking tap water over bottled water (probably because bottled water has chemicals in it.) It also tastes better (in my opinion), and the only reason why people don't like it is because you need to refrigerate it for a while for it to be cold.

When something or someone does something that catches you off guard or catches your attention. Can be a response to a very bold statement or action or also when somone is so good looking that you are taken back by their looks. Comes from a popular meme video where someone says it and makes a suprised face.

(verb) welled up, welling up

To begin to form tears. The incipient and ofttimes unfinished stage of crying; water begins to accumulate within the eyes, without necessarily doing so in such abundance as to form rolling tears.

A common Southernism refering to a pain, spasm, or strain in a joint such as a neck, back, or knee.

A Friday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

It's the stage in middle/high school where you aren't quite dating yet, but you've both established that you like each other. It's exclusive but not completely yet.