noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
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When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.
"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."
by b34r May 21, 2009
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Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love
by redacted._.information July 14, 2023
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A quote attributed to Marie Antoinette, who allegedly spoke it in regard to her peasants having no bread to eat. Regardless of whether that actually happened, it is still the snobbiest way of saying "fuck them and what they want."
Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake."

Snooty French Guy: "They don't have cake either."

Marie Antoinette: "Did I fucking stutter?"
by Alfonsie November 19, 2013
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When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 5, 2024
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Combination of the words "sniff" and "safari". It occurs when your dog wants to take up the entire day to sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood on their walk.
Daisy, we don't have time for an 18 hour sniffari! Hurry up and peepee!!
by BDX13 August 6, 2015
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Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.
Judy is my high school sweetheart and we got married after college. She is my loml.
by toast455 July 5, 2005
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