rice

Also known as Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, or pointless/ugly visual customization is a term used by real car enthusiasts for extremely cosmetically modified cars back in the 2000s and the early 2010s to mock the owners that did horrible cosmetic modifications to their vehicles.

Nowadays, rice can also be done by any "car guy" influenced by social media such as Instagram or TikTok, and can add many pointless things onto their vehicle, such as liveries that serve no purpose or mimic a style, extremely wide wheels that are either replicas or actual real wheels, an extreme amount of unnecessary wheel tilt (or, camber) or the usual plastic tow hooks known as "tsurikawas". These rice vehicles have no performance mods and will remain slower than an average Toyota Prius driven by an old lady. These types of rice cars are also a danger to the road, and most of them are well-known to be seen in the car scene as the illegal type of meets known as "sideshows", or "takeovers".
P: Did you see that red Nissan 350Z on TikTok?

B: Yeah, I can see that it looks super clean. It's stanced. You're just hating it.

P: No, it's riced out. Who does he think he is, does he think he's in the Fast and Furious movies? Or going to fly like in Back to the Future?

B: I don't know man, it looks good. You don't know the true meaning of rice.

P: Yeah, I do. That car is so slow, even a Charger Scat Pack will beat that thing.
by ribbitpoison February 13, 2023
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dude ranch

a ranch where the owner of it does no work on it. instead he hires people to do the normal work associated with a ranch. george bush likes to play cowboy at his in texas.
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Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
by Registered_gamer June 09, 2019
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crash out

Means to get really mad or upset; lose all your self control.
Keep playing with me and I'ma crash out.
by 216ki April 19, 2023
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pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.
I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.
by ScoobyDooGang April 15, 2007
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Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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history

What repeats itself over and over and over again.
by cynic February 20, 2003
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