An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
by Lillyla October 19, 2008
Describes something that we are told is coming soon (game updates, TV shows, etc.) but we have heard it enough times to know better. Whoever is saying x event will occur soon is considered to own the trademark on the word because they have used it so many times.
See soon (tm)
See soon (tm)
by Extatic December 08, 2015
1. A replacement for words like "perhaps" "maybe" or "possibly"
2. A meme relating to a mid-term philosophy essay paper titled "Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man" featuring iconic phrases such as "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck (horrible opening)" "And why do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? (???)" "When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. (Ok?)" and "The lifekind. (What) Perchance."
2. A meme relating to a mid-term philosophy essay paper titled "Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man" featuring iconic phrases such as "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck (horrible opening)" "And why do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? (???)" "When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. (Ok?)" and "The lifekind. (What) Perchance."
by Ishitpost November 23, 2023
To answer to the conundumb of why the USA has such a ridiculously high rate of incarcerated citizens, you just need to follow the money.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 22, 2015
Invited to a birthday party, wedding, baby or bridal shower by someone rarely see or talk to just to bring a gift. Invite is usually by mass email. Not really friends with the person.
Receive mass email invite to someone's birthday party, whom I have not spoken to in a year. Tried to maintain contact or get together, but person too busy to get together, usually makes no effort. Told by friend when people who make no effort to call or stay in contact, but send out a mass birthday or shower e-vite, are gift grabbing.
Attend baby shower, mother to be barely acknowledges your presence, but happy to take the gift you spent your money on. Barely or does not say "thank you", receive a thank you note via email by the grandmother to be. Blatant gift grab.
Attend baby shower, mother to be barely acknowledges your presence, but happy to take the gift you spent your money on. Barely or does not say "thank you", receive a thank you note via email by the grandmother to be. Blatant gift grab.
by dondoca August 22, 2009
Combining clothing items that according to style etiquette do not go together. Doing this as a powerful figure will result in people unquestionably approving your fashion sense, and taking you in higher esteem.
> I'll tell you what I don't do: wear a striped tie with a striped shirt!
< It's called... power clashing. And I do it because I can.
< It's called... power clashing. And I do it because I can.
by waxo April 26, 2011
Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.
I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
by Comedy Dave June 05, 2004