Jun 21
To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.
"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."
by CPaigeS December 10, 2016
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Jun 20
If that kid keeps talkin bout me ima give him tha business

*Bizness
by SpYdA [GFM] June 24, 2004
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Jun 19
Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.

Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
by Journofist June 16, 2018
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Jun 17
The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn't.
Person 1: Oh god, don't click on this link, it's disgusting!

Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion :D *clicks anyway*
by TeacakesOnToast June 03, 2011
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Jun 16
Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.

George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer's?
Maeby Fünke: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
by biggs33 June 12, 2018
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Jun 15
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."
by critchet September 26, 2013
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