Jun 19
Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.

Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
by Journofist June 16, 2018
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Jun 17
The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn't.
Person 1: Oh god, don't click on this link, it's disgusting!

Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion :D *clicks anyway*
by TeacakesOnToast June 03, 2011
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Jun 16
Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.

George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer's?
Maeby Fünke: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
by biggs33 June 12, 2018
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Jun 15
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."
by critchet September 26, 2013
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Jun 14
A phrase used to describe something so honest you're swearing upon God's name.

I swear on God = On God
Guy: I swear people ask themselves questions on ask.fm
Girl: On God.
by HollabackGirl July 22, 2013
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Jun 13
A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
by white polo and jeans July 27, 2012
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