sports

America's state-sponsored religion.

On Sunday we pray sports.

by thenewnumber904 March 23, 2006

sports

The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.

Whether participating directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to pass time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. See Also: masturbation

by Frank Marlowe May 12, 2016

sports

if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.

me: *is not obsessing over the new sports videogame*
dumbass jock: this game is awesome u fag

me: at least i have a funtioning dick.

by chainsawguy100 April 23, 2011

sports

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

by paul mccabe May 25, 2005

sports

A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.

"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."

by Miss Lonelyhearts October 25, 2004

sports

home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.

Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.

by DeathBunny November 02, 2004

sports

A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.

I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant!

by El Singario September 22, 2005