never

1. a fucking long time
2. the amount of time it will take a girl to love me
3. often an answer to my question of "will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?"
1. Never say never!
2. I will never get this girl to love me.
3.
I: Will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?
You: Never.
I: Fuck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 21, 2005
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never

1. a way of telling someone that you don't believe a word they're saying.

2. short for "never do that again"
1. yea, I hooked up with that chick once. Response: "never"

2. man, I just tripped down those stairs. Response: "never"
by stan April 12, 2006
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never

lol imagine getting rick rolled could never be me
by golden guy1458 November 06, 2020
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never

Means not going to happen, ever.
Louise: Hey biddy, give me back my hat

Biddy: Never!!!
by Biddy July 18, 2005
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never

give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
by BroCraftLOL July 23, 2022
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never

When someone says something really obvious and you say never sarcasticly.
no way i don't believe it
a: I woke up this morning
b: Never
by Holly May 13, 2005
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never

How often a man has sex with after they are married.
Charlie: Hey Ron, heard you got married. Looks like you'll never get laid again.
by 31Flavors August 15, 2012
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