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"a lot" - shortened for the slacker-types of our generation. (you know we can't waste our syllables...)
Darel: "How much you got on you, punkazz?"
Hans: "Lots."
Darel: "That means?"
Hans *daka daka ensues*
"Nunyas". Pissant.
Lots or lot means `more than one.`

If you were describing the fact that you have many friends, you'd say,

"I have a lot (lots) of friends!"
EX -- "There are lots of birds today!"
Lots by Parakeet Slimes June 20, 2019
Q: Are you loved?
A: LOTS. /facepalm
lots by BlackDoom March 26, 2010

Lots of Love 

What your older relative on facebook (or perhaps, who just learned to use a mobile phone) thinks that LOL stands for
Your grandfather just passed away.
LOL, Mom.

(^^thinking that it means "lots of love")
Lots of Love by oskay September 29, 2011

Lots not 

Phrase of sarcasm used at the end of a sentence, without any pause, to reverse the meaning of everything said before.
I want to go out with you lots not.

I am having a great time not lots.
Lots not by Michael Cousar January 5, 2009

Lots of luck in your Senior year 

An expression of skepticism, i.e. "good luck...if you make it that far"; to be unfazed.
Number "46" has been known to quote his coach (?) as saying: "Lots of luck in your Senior year!"