by maria mouk May 2, 2005
by Dan Jakubek January 22, 2004
1. a place where foolish people go to put a hole in their wallets, so by the time they are done they don't even need a wallet. 2. where everything is over-priced! and ridiculous
by stuey March 25, 2004
(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.
by cornholio October 18, 2003
A chill zone for teenagers and adults with lot's of stores and overpriced items there's also a food court.
Kaylee: Did you and Chad have fun at the Mall?
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!
by SlopNChop February 1, 2017
A noun or an adjective used to describe people who are fashion and brand conscious often regarded as insta-famous/attention whores. The term has reference to a shopping center because of the time spent by these people in malls. They will wear/do anything for the “gram.” The mall is Eco-friendly when speaking with peers but DGAF when swiping the card at Hollister/Burberry. They would be considered the opposite of hesh or granola. They care an incredible amount about what others think of them and often are over dressed or wear excessive amounts of make-up.
Activities you would see someone "mall" doing: vlog type snap stories. selfies at a sporting event (not giving AF about the event). Posts Pics after first date. Goes to pool party but won't get in because of hair or will ruin their look. Wears makeup to slumber party (never not wearing makeup).
Activities you would see someone "mall" doing: vlog type snap stories. selfies at a sporting event (not giving AF about the event). Posts Pics after first date. Goes to pool party but won't get in because of hair or will ruin their look. Wears makeup to slumber party (never not wearing makeup).
Guy: Did you just buy another pair Michael Kors sunglasses?
Girl: umm... yess... heehee
Guy: Why I am I dating you, you f***ing mall girl.
Guy: Bro, see that guy over there?
Bro: Which one, the Granola or the Mall?
Girl: Do I look fat in this dress or... this one?
Guy: You look like a mall in both.
Girl: umm... yess... heehee
Guy: Why I am I dating you, you f***ing mall girl.
Guy: Bro, see that guy over there?
Bro: Which one, the Granola or the Mall?
Girl: Do I look fat in this dress or... this one?
Guy: You look like a mall in both.
by Into Mall Girls July 10, 2016
The girl of your dreams. who can break your heart, but can still love you. the most beautiful, smart and talented girl you will very meet. and mallely, i love you with all my heart
by TySampson October 23, 2011