wifi

Wireless ethernet. The most common standard is 802.11b.

Believed by technophobes to cause cancer in school children.

by Dave October 12, 2003

wifi

wireless fucking internet.

i could go for some wireless fucking internet right about now. WIFI.

by jellllllllyyybeaaaannn June 19, 2009

wifi

without it i life is meaningless

wifi is love wifi is life

by kkkkanyewest January 17, 2017

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

wifi

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick

ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi

by Billy Peterson May 06, 2008

wifi

Abbreviation for common phrase "deal wif it!".

To put off no longer.

David: You finish your work yet?
Bob: No , aint had time.
David: Wifi man!

by The Ragin Ju January 07, 2005

Wifi

Life

My wifi stopped working and so did I.

by Bangbangzeppelin July 03, 2014