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Infants are stupid as fuck. theirs dumb asses can’t even read let alone fucking speak. They will cost you a shit load of money. fuck abortion kill those mother fuckers yourself nigga,

when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS

infants are stupid as shit

infants by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020

Infants in a headlock

Used to describe a buxom woman, whose breasts resemble infants held under the arms.

Look at that, man. Katie has some infants in a headlock.

What?

I mean she's stacked, dude. Stacked.

Infants in a headlock by AbbieNormal July 8, 2010

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Your desendents infants

This is the ultimate come back only to be used in extreme situations or by idiots for it has the ability to tear the multi verse in half 10x over

Victor: Your mom gay
Dalton:NO YOUR DESENDENTS INFANTS
*entire universe spontaneously combust

Your desendents infants by EVIL DEAD MAN May 17, 2018

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Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic vocals and catchy tunes. Just like One Direction. Their music videos consist mainly of playing in the forest and running at the beach on a sunny afternoon. Recommended for every Belieber who seeks new idols to love.

« My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She always squeals with happiness every time she hears them on the radio! »

Infant Annihilator by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019

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Infantryman

A single member of the larger whole that is the Infantry. One who is not only unafraid to fight but fights with a grin on his face.

There is only one job in the modern military and that is that of the Infantryman everyone else is just support.

Infantryman by 11B2P January 13, 2008

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Infant Defending

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.

Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

Infant Defending by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009

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Infant Annihilator

A deathcore band from the UK thats lyrics often depict death, rape, and anti-religious themes. They have two albums, The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution and The Elysian Grandeval Galeriarch, which are available on iTunes.

Have you seen the latest Infant Annihilator memes?

Infant Annihilator by Fuck bitches, get herpes November 26, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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