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Which Wich 

A ridiculously awesome sandwich place in the US. Tons of choices and ultimate customization.
Which Wich by Wichin' August 4, 2011

Which One 

Is Used to make the “Ur Mom Gay” insult meaningless. It ends all other comebacks and makes the other person stand there in embarrassment and shock till they die.
John: Ur Mom Gay
Sam: Which One?
John: *doesnt Know What To do and dies
Which One by savage.weeaboo May 18, 2018

which left 

Something QuackityHQ said, when his brain cells were shutting down. Don't pull a Quackity , saying which left.
Drake: W-which left?
Josh:Don't pull a Quackity .
which left by yuhdestinyyeet June 27, 2019

which'll 

Contraction of "which will".

(Yes it is a real word. Simply 'cause people use it. Unfortunately for y'all, your fourth grade grammar teacher doesn't get to choose what's right English or whats wrong English. Infact there's nothing such as wrong English. Ask a linguistist, the'll say all language and it's variations are equally correct and valid. No cap.)
Don't be a fucking prescriptivist. Linguists are all descriptivist. Be like that. Which'll help you as well.
which'll by flip_master_harambe January 3, 2023

Which One's Pink? 

Reference in Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar" to the early days when they first started out; supposedly a record exec. asked them "Which one of you is Pink?"--and of course none of the members are named Pink.
Which One's Pink? by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Which seat can I take? 

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.
If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?
Which seat can I take? by N A Q April 4, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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