kids

the result unprotected sex of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspring and brats
The misses and I took the kids to the park.
by uzbones3 February 15, 2003
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the worst STD you can get.
man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
by urban asshole January 24, 2010
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the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.
my kids are my reason for living
by mamajoey June 19, 2008
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Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.
I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.
by Saints September 29, 2003
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"SHIT i cant believe we had these kids... i'm sorry"

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"
by narvinator =D October 17, 2008
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a male ejaculation....probably invented by fabolous
"oops there goes my kids all over ya face"
"all she gotta do is keep swallowin my kids like the witch in hanzel and gretel
by Dicap March 03, 2003
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by TanooKirby May 23, 2003
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