has

A grammatical error uttered forth by furry mammals and/or complete retards.

I has a bucket!
Can it has be hugs time now please?

by Harryw00t April 29, 2008

has

A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "haz."

I has a blanket.

I has a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He has a blanket.

I has can do it!

I has jumped over the blanket.

by Sen4lifE January 24, 2010

has

Has means a manly girl, basically a dyke.

That chick in softball is such a has!

by Marissa June 9, 2004

has

a shorter way of saying you are "HYPE AS SHIT"

joe: you ready for the show tonight?
jane: dude, im has !! cant wait

by meowladymeow October 16, 2011

has

Plural of "ha". Shorthand for "ha ha", "haha", "hahaha", etc.

Over texting/instant messaging-
Person 1: Has, that was a really funny joke.
Person 2: Has?
Person 1: Many has. I mean, you don't say "rabbitrabbit" for two rabbits.

by willbchou November 16, 2011

ha ha ha HA!

an expression commonly used by drama students. this expression is commonly used in shakespeare acting for scenes. this is only used in comedic scenes because in a dramatic scene you would look dumb.

origin, somewhere in the palisadian area of Los Angeles, believed to be used in shakespeare festival scene

used by 4 HA's created by the stomach with emphasis on the last HA

Beatrice: Oh senor Benedick! Against my will i have come to bid thee to supper.

(she exits)
Benedick: Ha Ha Ha HA! Against my will i have come to bid thee to supper. i think she believes im sexy. mhmmmm thats how i roll.

by theanswerman147 October 13, 2011

ha ha

something very funny

that guy just magurted too much beer and fell over with a dopey grin on his face. it was pretty ha ha.

by george tedbetter September 24, 2006