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A grammatical error uttered forth by furry mammals and/or complete retards.
I has a bucket!
Can it has be hugs time now please?
by Harryw00t April 29, 2008
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An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.
B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership Conference...no big deal.

Pope: H.A.S.!
by Captain Fox April 23, 2010
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A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "haz."
I has a blanket.

I has a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He has a blanket.

I has can do it!

I has jumped over the blanket.
by Sen4lifE January 23, 2010
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Acronym for Hookah Attack Syndrome
Betto: Aye Fam, are you hitting the gym tonight?
Milade: Naw Bruhh, i am has-ing like a mf
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Plural of "ha". Shorthand for "ha ha", "haha", "hahaha", etc.
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Person 1: Has, that was a really funny joke.
Person 2: Has?
Person 1: Many has. I mean, you don't say "rabbitrabbit" for two rabbits.
by willbchou November 16, 2011
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