The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of "it is."
Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya.
by smacktard April 28, 2003
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one of many examples why the english language is a serious mess. "Its" completely inverts the common apostrophe rule, where "'s" usually is a possessive term, but here, the word without the apostrophe is the possessive term. the "'s" of this word is the abbreviated version of "it is".
it's its own fault
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I think so because some people think it’s not an abbreviation i’m making it one to make my life easier.
kristina: did hannah get the papers?
cassandra: its, didn’t kayla give it to her
kristina: its
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Whoever the fuck wrote "Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya" as their example for 'its' is fucked.

Its name is ruh-tard and it's a faggot.
by geusier October 8, 2011
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it plural. Used instead of them/they.
Its are going home.
by bread infection November 21, 2009
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It gave it's own to its own it's. The other its each gave its own it's to it's first it's.
by Gearwonk March 5, 2010
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The state of being "it." The feeling of unnameable joy that accompanies a transcendent, quintessential experience.
The layered guitar picking and vocal melody of Big Star's "Thirteen" are perfect on their own, but when combined with the lyrics the song achieves something beyond perfection: a palpable itness.
by bri_xy June 15, 2011
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