not a woman

boyfriend, husband, male partner

something that always makes me smile, seems to efforlessly make me get some crazy-assed bubbles in the pit of my stomach, who is really funny, cute and adorable and always seems to have some defining trait in him that makes him absolutely perfect, no matter which man in the world that he is

A sentence suffix which, when added, makes anyone sound like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski".

man: noun. A generic term for any administration, institution, law enforcement agency, rule giving organization; any restrictive body that would limit or constrain in any way an individuals liberties.

A misunderstood creature in this heedless world. He seeks to find happiness, so he chases wealth, power, fame and love of women endlessly in despair and emptiness. The society around him targets him as a primary audience, because he is suppose to be the "bread bringer," so he is constantly expose to the lies of pornography, lottery, get rich schemes, scams.... and even after so many ventures, tends to hide his discomfort and pain, because society told him that "a real man doesn't cry." He wants to be a great son, a loving husband, provider, sustain-er, protector and a compassionate father, but is often misunderstood by the opposite gender as one and the same and acquires labels such as pimp, playa, perv.....His life is forever empty.... He live only through the eyes of others, so he ventures his entire life just so he can be called a man.

The acronym MAN is derived from marines, army, navy. Defining the select few from monmouth country New Jersey who have at least had serious discussions with their parents about joining the marines, army, or the navy. Requirements for a MAN include not having a sister living in your house, must chew tobacco, wear flannels, say whatever you want at the dinner table, work out at NRG fitness, must drive a truck, and your dog must be your best friend(a dog is a MANS best friend). Although the spotting of a MAN is common for some, it is uncommon to spot a MAN outside of NRG fitness. A MAN might not be conscious of everyday trials and tribulations because their minds are focused calorie, protein, and creatine intake. Only the fittest of the MANS will survive is the slogan they live by.