not a woman

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

A sentence suffix which, when added, makes anyone sound like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski".

boyfriend, husband, male partner

something that always makes me smile, seems to efforlessly make me get some crazy-assed bubbles in the pit of my stomach, who is really funny, cute and adorable and always seems to have some defining trait in him that makes him absolutely perfect, no matter which man in the world that he is

man: noun. A generic term for any administration, institution, law enforcement agency, rule giving organization; any restrictive body that would limit or constrain in any way an individuals liberties.

let me clearify something a man is someone who has grown up
mature, knows how to treat a woman, is responsible enough to handle his own emotions and or life situations and takes resposibility for himself and what he does
also has a penis