Afford 

Afford is a member of the doxbin community who sits on his ass all day doxxing and teaming random people for fun. This must be due to the lack of attention his family gives him.

lmao that nigga afford really just teamed someone again

Afford by KloeMadden February 3, 2023

thomas afford 

A poor south African boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. The only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins

Oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit

thomas afford by the real chigger November 17, 2016

If you cant afford it, abort it 

The action of yeeting the baby out the window

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.

If you cant afford it, abort it by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019

don't touch what you can't afford 

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.

Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."

don't touch what you can't afford by GF February 18, 2007

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 19, 2021

Can't-Afford Cop 

the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.

They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.

Officer Leroy beat me up just for rolling dice in the alley, he's such a can't-afford cop.

Can't-Afford Cop by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime by Glorymummy January 27, 2021