If

If means a possibility. You use it to compare something kinda. Like if you said this sentence cause ya know. It said if. That is how you'd use it. Plus you really stupid if you don't know what if means cause I say it a lot
Me: if I had a dime every time someone called me ugly, I wouldn't be earning any money today
by I'mAnOctopus June 12, 2017
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(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.
"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?
by Mr. Fields May 16, 2005
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Numbers can speak…
Is it possible you haven’t had a peek…
Cat parties happen here…
As well as cheers…
Once there was a turkey call…
That sent me running down the hall…
I mentioned it before…
As the money total it was…
But they had a fall…
And scrambled they became…
Just pretend we are playing my favorite game
What if
You didn’t get my message or understood it…
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If is short for "I farted"
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"If" it's the elegant version of "Yes"
Stewardess: Do you have the flight belt on correctly?
Nicólas: If
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Never ever gonna happen ever ever ever he is mine forever end of 🫶🥰🤭
If we break up
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A term that cool people use that means if that cat died I would probably jerk off😂❤️🔥
Person: If
Cool guy: Let me stop you right there. You were going to say if that cat died I would probably jerk off😂❤️🔥
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