If

If means a possibility. You use it to compare something kinda. Like if you said this sentence cause ya know. It said if. That is how you'd use it. Plus you really stupid if you don't know what if means cause I say it a lot

Me: if I had a dime every time someone called me ugly, I wouldn't be earning any money today

by I'mAnOctopus June 12, 2017

If

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.

"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?

by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005

If

Numbers can speak…
Is it possible you haven’t had a peek…
Cat parties happen here…
As well as cheers…
Once there was a turkey call…
That sent me running down the hall…
I mentioned it before…
As the money total it was…
But they had a fall…
And scrambled they became…
Just pretend we are playing my favorite game…

What if …
You didn’t get my message or understood it…

by Just a girl with 💔 September 28, 2023

If

Never ever gonna happen ever ever ever he is mine forever end of 🫶🥰🤭

If we break up

by Anonymous30295& June 1, 2024

If

Ohohoh!

Hym "If? Bitch, I will fucking kill you. I will kill you."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

If

"If" it's the elegant version of "Yes"

Stewardess: Do you have the flight belt on correctly?
Nicólas: If

by SobbingNoHoping November 23, 2021

If

Basically means agree

“This is boring”
Reply-“If”

by Tyla_Wala January 17, 2022