stress

shitty ass weed. also known as schwag

cali term i think.

I dont want this stress, it has fuckin seeds! Pass that hydro

by dank November 20, 2003

stress

its a california slang term which defines a type of weed that is so shitty it causes "stress". the slang originated from the outskirts of southern californian beaches which was passed along until it reached the main cities. many tourists come to CA looking for bomb ass chronic, or chron, but end up with stress because they don't understand CA slang.

Person A: Dude i bought this bomb ass chronic for a tight ass price from a dude that's in my Bio class dude...
Person B: What the fuck are u talkin' about dude... that shit's haggard as fuck... look at it!
Person A: ur right dude it looks shitty... it's not even furry and fluffy dude.. what should i do dude
Person B: it's ur fault.. dude.. u bought stress u fucking idiot





Tourist: hi im from Canada!
Cali pothead dude: that's chill...
Tourist: u got weed, eh?
Cali pothead dude: maybe..... what u lookin for dude.. i mite got what u need
Tourist: im looking for something that might help my "stress"
Cali pothead dude: so ur looking for stress?
Tourist: ??? yeah yeah wutever dude yeah ???
Cali pothead dude: haha 25 bucks a gram dude
Tourist: wut the fuck this is shitty!!!!!
Cali pothead dude: ur face is haggard

by aznsnoozer3 September 01, 2005

stress

Swag, B.S. weed

Stay away from that stress

by L- Frame October 10, 2003

stress

Pretty much the crapiest weed around. It's usually brown, dry, and full of seeds. It doesn't have that nice, danky weed smell either. Doesn't get you very high unless you smoke a shit load of it and even then, you can only get so high off of it. Stress is also known for giving you a headache and making you sleepy during the come-down. The only plus about stress is that you get a lot of it for cheap, but most people don't even want a lot of stress. Lots of newbies to the world of weed will buy stress because they choose quantity over quality.

Dude 1: Dude, I've got some bud.
Dude 2: Ha-Ha! Fuck yeah!
Dude 1: I've got like, 9 G's! We're gonna get fucked up!
Dude 2: Nine G's? Damn! How much you pay?
Dude 1: $15
Dude 2: What? Fifteen bucks...Aw, man! You didn't get
stress did you?
Dude 1: I don't know...I guess...
Dude 2: Hand me the sack.

-Opens sack-

Dude 2: *sniff* Yup, this is stress alright...Man...
Dude 1: Oh. So, should we smoke it?
Dude 2: Might as well...

by fuzzee August 08, 2006

stress

some bunk ass weed usually filled with stems and seeds. becomes a pain in the ass to smoke because you gotta spend so much time taking out seeds and stems, and sometimes after this your bag ends up 1/2 its sized if ur seller was a jewbag.

its johnny's birthday today, I say we just pitch in 5 each on stress and roll and Suge Knight blunt.

by jasdub April 02, 2007

stress

what my boyfriend causes me.

don't stress me.

by vegancheesecake March 29, 2018

stress

Usually caused by difficult times, and is when you feel worthless, and it is from people at school and it is half your fault for being shy and not talking to them and making friends.

Student: Eric!
Eric: Wanna hear a story?
Student: Geez Eric that is all you do you aren't interested in me and don't even care about me you just want to show off and be heard. You are a nerd.

This is true about nerds! search nerd, by clicking here nerd.

by Cadorie November 18, 2003