Urban Dictionary: sport

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the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

by Nick D April 29, 2003

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melomaniac

One who has a mania for music.

I am a melomaniac.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

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sports

America's state-sponsored religion.

On Sunday we pray sports.

by thenewnumber904 March 23, 2006

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sport

The sociological phenomena where throwing large amounts of money at anything will cause participants and spectators alike to obsess over the subject in question.

"Think we can turn butter-churning into a sport?"
"I'm a multi-billionaire. I'll see what I can do."

by Crackeford July 27, 2013

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S'port

Abbreviation for the northeastern Louisiana town of Shreveport, which has a population of approximately 200,000 people.

I'm coming back to S'port this weekend.

by azkabella December 29, 2008

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Sport

generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce

I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

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Sport

Giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.

Injuries.
Mental Breakdowns.
"I can't, I have ____"
REAL sport

by Andee_SOCCER July 02, 2013

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