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the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."
by Nick D April 29, 2003
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generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce
I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"
by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003
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Giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.
Injuries.
Mental Breakdowns.
"I can't, I have ____"
REAL sport
by Andee_SOCCER July 02, 2013
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An athletic competition that is objectively scored.
Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.

Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.
by Andrew May 25, 2003
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Abbreviation for the northeastern Louisiana town of Shreveport, which has a population of approximately 200,000 people.
I'm coming back to S'port this weekend.
by azkabella December 29, 2008
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The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.
Whether participating directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to pass time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. See Also: masturbation
by Frank Marlowe May 12, 2016
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