"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

On Sunday we pray sports.

"Think we can turn butter-churning into a sport?"
"I'm a multi-billionaire. I'll see what I can do."

I'm coming back to S'port this weekend.

I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"

Injuries.
Mental Breakdowns.
"I can't, I have ____"
REAL sport