A democratic institution rigged to oblivion just because nationalistic fanatics won't stop ruining every election in every free state. Elections are also vital to picking a leader and in deciding particular policies.
X: Hey! Did you watch the elections last night?
A: No. Why?
X: Candidate U won with 59% of the vote!
A: Isn't U a nationalist fanatic?
X: I see good in him, don't hate on it. He has a massive political career.
A: His party must've rigged the elections because his supporter base ain't that big.
X: Impossible! His base may be small but the turnout was massive!
A: F*ck you, Nationalist!
X: F*ck yourself, Liberalist Dipsh*t
A: No. Why?
X: Candidate U won with 59% of the vote!
A: Isn't U a nationalist fanatic?
X: I see good in him, don't hate on it. He has a massive political career.
A: His party must've rigged the elections because his supporter base ain't that big.
X: Impossible! His base may be small but the turnout was massive!
A: F*ck you, Nationalist!
X: F*ck yourself, Liberalist Dipsh*t
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Get the primary elections mug.“Now they have this augmentation via generative AI, which can make the fake stuff more believable, easier to generate, faster.” AI is coming for our elections. 2024 is going to be the cycle of deep fakes, AI speeches, and "election fraud" being yelled from the losing side.
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A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
by EuropeanAndAstonished October 13, 2004
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Get the 2016 presidential elections mug.Electoral processes where the outcome is predetermined by elite networks, even if votes are counted and international observers are present. The forms of democracy are observed—candidates campaign, ballots are cast, results are announced—but the playing field is rigged through controlled media, selective enforcement of electoral laws, and the deep entanglement of political families with economic power. Voters get a choice, but the choices are all from the same club, funded by the same donors, and protected by the same legal system. Crony elections are the mechanism by which oligarchs launder their rule through the appearance of popular consent.
Example: "The opposition was allowed to run, but their ads were blocked, their rallies were raided, and their funding was frozen. Crony elections: the opposition can win, but only if the cronies let them."
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