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Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.
Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

gallon booty 

a booty that is enourmous. an ass that look like it got gallons of something. the biggest ass ever.
damn, you see that redbone; shawty gotta gallon booty!

Gallon Red 

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.
Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red
Gallon Red by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007

Gallon Challenge 

The game by which a participant must drink an entire gallon of milk within an hour without vomiting.
After attemping the Gallon Challenge, I had to clean the floor and buy a new shirt.
Gallon Challenge by Brozi November 29, 2004

Gallon away 

A term used when gaming and someone or something is far away, you say it is a ‘gallon’ away. This cryptic conversion of distance and volume is not supported by the dimensional analysis technique but rather by advanced physics with use of higher levels of calculus and differential equations.
Bro why are you shooting at him he’s a gallon away
Gallon away by , November 13, 2021

Gallon Douche 

That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.
"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"

"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
Gallon Douche by mikedaman82000 March 31, 2010