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When you're really close to something/someone but you don't make it.
I tried asking this girl out but I 99'd because she changed her mind.
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by Diptych July 07, 2016
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A reference to cuddling or spooning. Each 9 represents a person, and the rest can be seen.

It's basically 69, but wholesome
K: I wanna 99

M: What?

K: I'm little spoon ^_^

M: wha... ohhh, okay :)
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by akuwardmoments January 21, 2020
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99 = Nighty-night! Usually used when it's late into the night btw =3
you: OMG, it's 3AM already and we're still online...
me: ya, we should probably off to bed...=.=
you: k, 99
me: 99 =3
by Dawei Lu April 06, 2008
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Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"
I had my real age on Myspace but I got too many douchebags trying to hit me up, so I 99'd myself.
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The best clone from Star Wars the clone wars in existance. He’s a soldier like the rest of the clones
β€œIm a soldier like you”
*gets shot*
β€œ99 nooooo”
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by Coolcmr00 February 16, 2021
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