Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Mormon

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.

Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!

by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017

Mormon

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"

by Gloverboy6 January 10, 2010

mormon

97% of the people in Utah.

.003% of the people anywhere else.

These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.

"Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon"

by Bex October 11, 2003

Mormon

The annoying cousin in Christianity

Christian 1: "How was your day?"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"

by SimmerDown99 October 19, 2017

mormon

A guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle usually accompanied by another guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle both wearing yellow backpacks filled with root beer and green jello.

Look! Mormons! Everyone wave!

by fugliest March 10, 2009

Mormon

The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion.

I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away.

by Zacrey Monte Hansen March 19, 2005