the middle of 1 and 3.
me: "you know why 2 is so great?"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
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the only even prime number
the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)
the atomic number of helium
the number of genders there are
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a reasonable amount of cookies to eat
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the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"
the number that Paris Hilton can count to
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
2's greatness doesn't end here though...
look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!
the only even prime number
the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)
the atomic number of helium
the number of genders there are
the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have
the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign
the number of useful things on a pencil
the number of doors on a refrigerator
the number of good rap songs there are
the number of d's in DnD
the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder
the number of legs on an unstable table
the number of times you need to change your underwear every year
a reasonable amount of cookies to eat
the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!)
the number of things that a spork is a fusion of
the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese
the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes
the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"
the number that Paris Hilton can count to
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
2's greatness doesn't end here though...
look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!
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1, When you have two consecutive, identical words it is often easier to square them. Sleeping Bag²
2, A similar effect to putting an x- before a word (such as x-treme or x-files), by putting a word to the power of 2 it adds that extra boon.
Both definitions are generally pronounced as 'squared', rather than the nerdier 'to the power of two'.
1, When you have two consecutive, identical words it is often easier to square them. Sleeping Bag²
2, A similar effect to putting an x- before a word (such as x-treme or x-files), by putting a word to the power of 2 it adds that extra boon.
Both definitions are generally pronounced as 'squared', rather than the nerdier 'to the power of two'.
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And we're never-ending, whoa oh oh...
We'll be together, always together.
Like birds of a feather, forever and ever,
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All that you are is all that I need, no more pretending.
Now I can be me, and you can be you,
And we're never-ending, whoa oh oh...
We'll be together, always together.
Like birds of a feather, forever and ever,
We'll be together
I saw this on the movie I watched today… started to cry and thought of us!!!
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