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flora barnes

the worlds biggest sket/munter that has ever existed
oi, that sket flora barnes should die
by dabxD July 13, 2017
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acela

Sexual maneuver named for the high speed business-class train operated in the eastern corridor by Amtrak. Method preferred by its clientèle for expressing love for a women through a spontaneous and often surprising display of raw power that simultaneously celebrates the innovations of modern technology.

The primary business-class traveler takes up position in the king sized bed of a reputable hotel chain while the client freshens up in the bathroom. Adequately prepared for the meeting, the client makes her way across the room towards the waving business-class traveler. At this point, an additional business associate, given a proper running start, approaches from the side at full speed to deliver a sudden bone-crushing tackle aimed at the client's center of gravity. Executed properly, the collision is a near perfect transfer of power that drills the client to the floor where she is then properly drilled by the business-class traveler while his associate occupies himself with the latest issue of the Financial Times.
"Baby, I love you in a way that regular non-business travelers could not express. Allow me to pleasure you appropriately... *Bitch doesn't see if coming, gets destroyed by the Acela, will understand what the primary business-class traveler meant when she comes to*"
by Gordon Gecko July 27, 2008
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minkus draconium

the technical term used to describe or otherwise characterize a speciman or being that embodies the trait of contentment with an unusal or strange situation
Jane! You little minkus draconium, how could you possibly be happy sitting there in a puddle of mudd, eating icecream and lettuce, wearing that polkadotted hat ??
by Millford Cubicle July 26, 2006
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Wet

Opposite of something being fire or flame.
Yo did you hear that new album was fire? Na, that shit was wet.
by mqqneyes August 13, 2019
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himagay

The meaning of a young boy by the name starting with the letter H, it means the the boy can suck penis very we'll when it comes down to the situation. Once the man has ejaculated on the young boys face he collects as much as he can and bottles it for his collection, the boy is normally around the age of 16 and plays football. He notmally supports his local football team
That boy H..... Is so himagay
by Pusspussdestroyerdude June 20, 2014
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Cross Country

A very fun sport that requires a god-like mentality. Is available from middle school through college. Those who run cross country are absolute gods and are, by definition, chads. They don't care what others think and strive for self-improvement. It is definitely a sport like no other. The team is very friendly and respectful because they understand the sport. Those who shit on the sport don't even remotely know the pain and grit that cross country runners endure, and this is speaking from personal experience. They are true athletes, meaning they have an everlasting dedication to the sport. The team consists of the most physically fit people you will ever lay your eyes upon. The training is painful, from core exercises to tempos. Other sports cancel practices due to weather, but not cross country, oh no. They'll train in a fucking hurricane hailstorm hybrid. The day before a race, they will hold an event known as a pasta party where you eat a lot of pasta to carb up for it. The races are 5 kilometers long (3.1 miles) most of the time and are on terrain (steep hills, mud, dirt, etc). Once you're done running the race, you get runner's high and feel insanely good. All in all, Cross Country goes hard and is worth it!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Cross Country?
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
by PixelatedRetro September 10, 2022
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pink minstrel

A straight man, masquerading as a gay man, akin to the black and white minstrels who were white performers that put on makeup to imitate black performers.
Sean Lock turned to David Walliams with fire in his eyes and announced “don’t ever touch me again you pink minstrel.”
by Dismal Scientist September 23, 2023
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