Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

dendra malarkus

A really good soccer, not very famous though

“Dendra Malarkus, winning shot!”

by A Wise Gal February 4, 2018

Flag

Get the dendra malarkus mug.

Risk

That which is discouraged by authority in order for them to control the people around them

Teachers told me to avoid taking risks and to get good grades in order to control my behavior

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

Flag

Get the Risk mug.

Edina

Place where all the guys have tiny dicks and parted hair, and where all the girls are horny for minnetonka guys and their huge horse dicks.

Edina girl after having sex with a fellow edinian: \\\"It was like nothing, like seriously i get mor pleasure from a toothpick!!\\\"

Edina girl after having sex with a Minnetonka Man: \\\"It was so big it\\\'s like i had a fucking 2x4 in my pussy! I LOVE MINNETONKA DICK!!\\\"

by Kenny Smith July 16, 2008

Flag