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Masturbate

To jerk off, to jack off, to whack off, to beat off, to crank on out, to thrash, to choke the (Chinese) chicken, to pinch the one-eyed snake, to slap the salami, to spank the dolphin, to flog the dolphin, to pull the pork, to polish one's gun, to shine the silver, to beat the bishop, to smack little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear, to do the five knuckle shuffle, to make love with oneself, to beat around the bush, to flick the sausage, to punch the purple ninja, to juice the snake, to peel the banana, to milk the cow, to squeeze the purple-headed yogurt-slinger, to slap the monkey, to tame the dragon, to play pocket pool, to go bowling by oneself, to hit a homerun in the homefield, and yet, to strike out, to whittle the woodblock, to shimmy up and down the pole of love, to initiate the Saturn V, to turn on the sprinklers, to turn on one's love hose, to punch the clown in the nose, to tweek the deek, to hit the dick, to tallywhack, to soil the Kleenex, to smother the hanky, and I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.
Most guys should know what I'm talking about.
by Master Chesco April 19, 2004
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Ballgina

When a dog is neutered so the ball sack looks like coochie flaps.
I just got my dog neutered

“He has a ballgina now..”
by miss ballgina April 28, 2023
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alooli

The baddest bitch the ever exist. She’s sweet, cute, sexy and smart. She will be there for you if you need someone and she knows how to have fun. She is sometimes sensitive and crazy but the pros out weigh the cons.
Guy: yo who dat?! She fine!
Pimp: that’s alooli you cant have her she mine motherfucker
by princesscocaine October 17, 2020
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MsKingbean89

This person the author of atyd (all the young dudes) creator of our bible secretly Claire/TaylorSwift. Broke me tbh but they are god.
Hey have you read all the young dudes by MsKingbean89 commonly known as Claire/Taylor Swift
by mskingbean89staniloveyou February 26, 2021
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3ivx

3ivx was and australian based MPEG-4 codec created by 3ivx-Technologies from 2001 to 2012. In many cases this codec was just a just like any other MPEG-4 codec like DivX or Xvid. 3ivx was used as an MPEG-4 decoder on Windows Phone 8. 3ivx was not free and would cost 20$ for a full version.
I bought made some 3ivx videos man
by Noah The Windows Guy June 2, 2021
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Hot Carl

A hot sexy fucking blonde you would love to fuck her she gives amazing deep throat.
I would love to have a Hot Carl.
by Harry Pness April 3, 2015
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Word

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by 3piccc3000 November 14, 2019
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