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nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo
nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him
by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019
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händle

To do something without knowing, or saying really what to do. Or just to get something by purchasing or shoplifting.
are we going to händle coffee at Max?
by ugh June 14, 2004
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Shmabober

An oompa loompa in a gnome suit with a hammer. Says "shmabober" and/or "merp".

Led by Mr. Shmaboberness. Renegade shmabobers will be hired for McDonald Chicken Nuggets
Person 1:Look out! It's a shmabober
Person 2: Where?
by BillyStudios2010 November 5, 2011
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F N R

Fuck 'N' Run

It's simple. You meet someone who is under the influence, engage in sexual activities, then get the hell out!
Guy 1: After I did a grandma loot, I went the club, picked a nice piece of pouthang, then I pulled an F N R.

Guy 2: That's what it's about man.

Guy 1: Chyeah
by Skulze June 24, 2009
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ball muncher

An individual regardless of the sex , which takes great pleasure in taking the scrotum of their male partner inn their own mouth and playfully gnaw on them
Man im telling you , that bitch Maria Davidkova is a real ball muncher , she put bouth my balls in her mouth and started flip flopping them around with her tongue while she gently chewed on them .
by Elfa_DGR June 5, 2018
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Hot Steve

When you duct tape shut a persons mouth and piss up their nose.
We had this girl tied up in the back room so Billy gave her a Hot steve she'll never forget.
by nick March 14, 2004
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Pumpy the bear

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.
“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear
by Texas Bear November 5, 2020
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