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The Wishbone

One two people, preferably a male and a female are getting ready to have sex, the male (or in some cases, the pitcher) will then grab their partners ankles, one in each hand. Their partner is then instructed to make a wish. After such event, the Male (or pitcher again), pulls both ankles breaking the pelvis, and then commencing the act of mating.

WARNING: This process in very dangerous, and may leave the "Victim" without the ability to walk for several weeks.
Guy-"Close your eyes, and make a wish Bitch!"
Girl-"Umm okay, I got one"
Guy-"I hope you wished for sex!"
*BREAK*
Girl-"Oh man, I feel for The Wishbone again"
by Richard Toucher April 5, 2010
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toothachez

toothachez is so hot
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Moderna Miscarriage

When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.
Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”
by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024
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MAIDFTROMBN

A substitute for LMAO, it means "My Ass Is Disconnected From The Rest Of My Body Now"

pronounced maid-fert-rombin
"bob just fell down the stairs"
"MAIDFTROMBN"
by Twentiful May 17, 2023
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nowfuck

wanting to fuck someone or something really badly at that very instant; not being able to wait or hold yourself together because you want to have sex with him/her/it right then
oh my god, i wanna nowfuck that guy because he is so fineee.

did you nowfuck him last night?!
by lindsayisamazing May 30, 2007
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spiniskus

another term for nipple; a girls nipple in a better term.
dude her spiniskus was so huge!!!!!
by nipppppppp909090090 August 14, 2008
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Life

Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009
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