Urban Dictionary

The condition of not getting your way and literally melting to the floor, curling up in the fetal position and crying or in a more sudtle way-covering your eyes and face with your hands until the person gives into your whims and wants.

Also known as Payton Murphy Syndrome, a very rare syndrome in which a person, male or female, has extreme self confidence issues, and there for causes emotional damage in others around them. The affected person will reel in a "friend", using their "hard times" and "lack of self-esteem" to cause their "friend" to pity them. Once becoming best friends, payton murphy syndrome kicks into stage two, where the affected person completely turns on their best friend, because the best friend has empowered them unknowingly. He or she will claim to be more mature, and completely rip their best friend apart, not remember why the became friends in the first place. They think they are high and mighty. After blowing up all their friendships, the affected person will realize what they have done, and try to crawl back to his or her friends. The cycle begins all over again.

A word translated from ancient transcripts to usually describe the supreme leader or also know as the CEO. He tends to have above average testosterone which means he is everything sexual ranging from women to even the most manly men. Kapis is the CEO of nutting as translated from the history books which it also describes that the month of November was named“No-Kapis November”

Lame town in West Virginia. There is absolutely nothing here but old people and hills. Although it is considered 'urban' it lacks many qualities of urban civilization, such as Target stores. If you are considering moving here and are under the age of forty/have kids, please find the nearest brick and bash your head with it repeatedly and reconsider.

Blasting skid marks off the sidewalls of a toilet with a urine stream.

In the UK calling someone a wetwipe means they're soft and scrawny but think of themselves as hard

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.