by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 03, 2021
by Shrilnixx November 11, 2017
An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.
Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.
by A newly-wed man October 08, 2010
A tv channel that is supposed to be about kids "just like us". Ok.....so they want us to be secret pop stars, who sing songs about how its ok to make mistakes. sure. thats a load of crap. They also want us to have names that rhyme with states. i.e. Hannah Montana (also can be mis-spelled "bitch", it's a common mistake)
Girl #1: Hey! I'm gonna change my name to Fucky Kuntucky!
Girl #2: WTF?! Why?
Girl #1: 'Cause Hannah Montana on disney channel did it!
Girl #2: You are a turd.
Girl #1 (singing badly): Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those day! You know, what I'm talkin bout, everybody gets that way! YEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!!!!!
Girl #2: WTF?! Why?
Girl #1: 'Cause Hannah Montana on disney channel did it!
Girl #2: You are a turd.
Girl #1 (singing badly): Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those day! You know, what I'm talkin bout, everybody gets that way! YEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!!!!!
by Professersnuggles January 05, 2010
by RadCat69 May 08, 2022
by Garlic Bread5 December 03, 2021
The excess arm lard on a massive person or commeon folk. When they start to move the lard on their arm starts shimmying like wild tits.
Arnold wanted to holler at lisa, but then she took off her sweater and revealed her tank top. As she was walking the wind and her sudden movements made it clear that she had shimmying arm tits...
Arnold still wanted to holler since he wanted to suck Lisas shimmying arm tits.
Arnold is grimy.
Arnold still wanted to holler since he wanted to suck Lisas shimmying arm tits.
Arnold is grimy.
by Mil 2 May 14, 2008