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SCHOOL

The ridiculous rectum of government that holds children against their will and forces them to do things that they will never do in their entire existence on Gods green earth.
by billy bob jim bo May 5, 2022
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Dickulous

To put the dicktisity with the audacity of the situation.
That was mad dickulous
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Assgasm

1.An extremely fine, bangin ass.. when imagined in a thong causes insta-boner.

2. Taryn Bour
As Taryn walked away I looked down and my wang looked up, It must be an assgasm
by the ass police January 26, 2009
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Faloompa

A Faloompa is where a girl has a big chest!
Guy 1: Damn!

Guy 2: what??
Guy 1: Look at that girls Faloompa’s!
Guy 2: Oh shiiii man you right!!!!
by Rattybatty September 5, 2022
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geosexual arbitrage

using your status, wealth, skin color, nationality, or a combination thereof, to attract women (or men, but usually women) from less developed countries
Joe can use geosexual arbitrage to get a cuter girl in Colombia than he would be able to in the United States.
by h1231 July 17, 2022
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Narc

1. A Narcotics officer.

2. A tattle-tale, someone who would tell parents/boss/police/authority figure/the man about a misdeed.

3. Someone who hates care-free fun, usually a similar type of person to 2. Will often rain on your parade with facts about the environment when you get a new car. Will complain about practical jokes being mean, or play devil's advocate when it is unecessary or nearly impossible.

4. A person who is short tempered or irratable. Will often shout at you for being on their lawn.
I think that guy might be a Narc, you should hide your stash.

God, Phil, you're such a narc. I can't believe you told the teacher I threw the paper.

Stop being such a fucking narc, Sim. You can't outrun a bear and child abuse IS wrong.

Calm down, you've turned into such a narc lately.
by The Nerd King February 19, 2008
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Horny pastry puffer

horny mfs. probably play nekopara
person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer
by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021
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