Urban Dictionary
a term to replace the word f**k. can be used in the context of jeffing, jeffed up, jeffed over, jefficated, or jeff.
by cool.beans.bro. September 1, 2011
Get the jeffmug. (n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.
Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)
by dancestherajca46 September 6, 2009
Get the Cream Cheese Incident of '09mug. When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.
Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”
Fred: “I got an 87.” :(
Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”
Fred: “I got an 87.” :(
Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”
by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024
Get the Lateral Deprecationmug. You: What is The Night Circus?
Friend: The circus arrives without warning.
You: what?
Friend: No announcements precede it...
You:...
Friend: It is simply there when yesterday it was not.
Friend: The circus arrives without warning.
You: what?
Friend: No announcements precede it...
You:...
Friend: It is simply there when yesterday it was not.
by Red Chiffon September 10, 2012
Get the The Night Circusmug. When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested
by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025
Get the Slippery Squid Shakermug. A misspelled version of the famous Youtuber, Beluga. He usually mispells his name in his discord skits, to add comedy.
by Kill•A March 15, 2022
Get the Belguamug. At the tournament after the preliminary rounds, the teams were put into two separate divisions based on their success during the earlier rounds. I found the irony that the winning teams were put into the WHITE DIVISION while the losing teams were put into the BLACK DIVISION to be "hilaracist" as I couldn't help but to laugh and share the giggles with practically everyone nearby.
by The Gork January 3, 2008
Get the hilaracistmug.