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zoophile

animal abusers

basically someone who fucks non human animals (like dogs or cats or in this one discusting instance a hamster, yk animals that CANT CONSENT)
Stan : "I think kylee's a zoophile"

Kylee : "yea I am, do you support?"

Jenny : "eww go away animal abuser!"

Stan : "of course not. Kylee please go and get therapy."
by Literally Lightbulb II May 28, 2023
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confustification

The wiring in this house is a complete confustification!
by buscobabe May 23, 2011
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c12

Extremely cool; The act of being extremely amazing.
That party was mad c12 last night.
by SickNastyLeon December 9, 2008
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scotland

A great country, great education, (mostly) great people.

Some of it's best products:

The Fratellis
Craig Ferguson
Glastonbury

SCREW ENGLAND!
Scotland > America, England, Japan, France, Italy, China, Canada and everyone else COMBINED!
by Onion Queen October 18, 2007
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Jaiden

Jaiden is a kind young man that deserves the world. Even tho he has hurt me and I hurt him, he will always be my best friend. We haven’t talked in a while and I really miss that but if he don’t want to I understand it and I respect it. He will never see this oh whale.
Jaiden deserves everything good in life
by Don’t@me April 3, 2020
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Arianny

The sweetest girl you will meet. She is loving and will never let you down. If you talk about her family she will fight back . Everybody has a weak spots but it seems that her weak spots are still very strong.
"Hi , Arianny you are my best friend"
by alwayslovepink<3 December 10, 2017
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monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009
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