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gay man pompadour

The hairstyle that many hipsters (and often gay men) have that is short on the sides and tall or long in the middle.

Also known as the lesbian pompadour.
David Beckham, Zac Efron, or Bruno Mars all have gay man pompadours
by Amelia Jessica Pond February 14, 2014
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Matt Swan

A form of god some say. One of the most amazing people on Earth. He'll tear your ass up like you just got married. He also will do you in the back seat of his car.
"I don't believe in god, but i do believe in Matt Swan"
by HotHotJose January 22, 2009
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cardboard box

a usefull, all-cardboard box serving as a home for a bum
"man his cardboard box is mad comfy!"
by bobb February 5, 2003
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Platywhack

During sexual intercourse moments prior to ejaculation obtaining a live platypus and striking your partner in the middle section of their back, while in doggy position, firmly enough to make a distinctive "whapping" sound. Upon appropriately disinfecting the area boil the platypus live for 7 - 8 minutes and consume to your hearts content.
I platywhacked her so hard last night that we only had to boil the platypus for 6 minutes.
by Gutzorz September 22, 2010
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palika

a transexual titless and flatass hooker....
That ugly whore is a palika
by sk8honey March 25, 2004
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shut up fatty

A way to tell your friends to be quiet and quote from the hit thanksgiving movie “Freebirds
A: “ my grandma died”
B: “shut up fatty
by epicgamer487 March 10, 2023
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cfs rizz

cfs rizz is basically bagging a shawty on your cfs with a tiktok
cfs rizz - i see this fine lil latina girl and i get her instagram from my friend because i wanna test out my cfs rizz i put her on my cfs and find a tiktok that says “this one latina girl that i be seeing in the halls be fine asf” and i post that and then she could either do one of two things like the story or swipe up on the story either way it’s a guaranteed win because it’s a conversation starter if you never got her instagram from her yourself🫡

can be used in multiple different ways😈
by SnD_deo June 1, 2022
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