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Stud muffin

A guy who has the first name micky. Micky can shotgun a beer in 2.7 seconds, and bangs an average of 25 hookers a day. Micky loves to golf, and before each tee off he shotguns a Budweiser and smokes 4 cowboy killers.
Hey girls did you just see micky walk by, I really wish I was like him. Micky is such a stud muffin.
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Codester

The Act Of Giving Your Girlfriend Head While Her Mother is Sitting 10 Feet Away.
While Sitting In the Living Room He Proceeded To Give Her a Codester.
by eidocmik July 27, 2009
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brady

a average 14 year old with a penis so big it can reach the moon and balls the size of bowling balls
brady pog
by gigachad brother July 22, 2022
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joupie

a joupie / joup / joupie muffin is a cute, sexy girl named janelle gill
my little joupie muffin
by sebastianbok June 3, 2010
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kismet

The word Kismet is of foreign origin and is used in Turkish, Urdu, Hindi and Arabic. In Hindi it would be pronounced more like kismat, and it means "fate" or "destiny". The meaning is exactly the same in English. So instead of saying, "it is fate", you could say "it is kismet".
Kismet is also the name of a robot at an MIT research lab that is used to demonstrate simulated emotion. However, there is no connection between the meaning of the robot's name and its use. The only meaning of Kismet is fate or destiny.
The word kismet was used on Season 5 Episode 25 of Star Trek DS9. Jake Sisco and the Ferengi Nag were bidding for a 1951 earth baseball card at one of Quark's auctions. They planned to give it to Benjamin Sisco, captain of DS9 to raise his spirits. They were outbid by someone with a lot more gold pressed latinum (space currency) than them. Here's the dialog:

Jake Sisco: I want to give my dad something that will bring a little joy into his life. Something special. Im telling you that baseball card is the answer. Its kismet.

Nag: Kiss you ?

Jake Sisco: (annoyed) Kismet - fate, destiny. I was meant to give that card to my father.
by garyofcourse August 3, 2006
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Hink Wink

A variation of the common male wink from across the room that causes females to moisten their lips and gravitate to a male as if a moth to the flame.

In order to perform, one must lick their lips, bite the bottom, and smile in that order while catching the eye of a female, then quickly wink the right eye while continuing to maintain eye contact.

WARNING: May cause head trauma to victim after fall due to pleasure that has been optically transferred to female in question.
(Guy does Hink Wink)

(Girl has mental orgasm and proceeds to approach the male from across the room)

Friend 1: Dude, she's coming over here!
Friend 2: I know, I gave her the Hink Wink
by The Game Ace July 29, 2013
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Safflekatch

A numerous amount of objects or people.
What a safflekatch of a line! I'll never get my movie ticket at this rate!
by Craziism July 2, 2021
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