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geal

A dick-head person who doesn’t care anyone but himself.Where is your pornhub.He dick smaller that his IQ.
by Pornhub star November 1, 2017
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a Desmond

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Lower second-class honours degree in the UK
This is the second division of second-class degrees and is abbreviated as "2:2" or "II.ii" (pronounced two-two).

In rhyming slang a lower second-class honours degree is known as a "Desmond", after Desmond Tutu.
"I missed out on a 2-1, I got a Desmond"
by GMC1963 January 25, 2016
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tourettes bomb

1. A sudden explosion of obcenities. Location has little to no bearing on how severe the bomb will be. At work, on the phone, driving; Doesn't matter. They're gonna swear. And they're gonna swear alot. This phenomenon is normally brought on by hours of dormant frustration finally reaching the breaking point.

2. Tourettes bombing is the act of exploding such obcenities
"Someone cut off my Mom in traffic yesterday, and she let out the biggest tourettes bomb ever"

"Sudoku's angering. It started out as a simple puzzle, but ended up with me ripping it to shreds and tourettes bombing the cubicle"
by Betsch December 9, 2008
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jump for jude

disabled boy who needs help immediately and is on verge of dying.
me: i’m so jump for jude
bonny and deirdre: let’s plan your funeral
by iamageri February 5, 2023
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mcdojo

A McDojo is a martial arts school that conforms to the following attributes:

-Your instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

-The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

-The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

-Its a Korean art. (See taekwondo)

-Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

-While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.

-Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

-No one sweats.

-While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

-When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

If any of these sound familiar, you are probably training at a McDojo.
"Johnny paid £500 and got his black belt in 5 months. He must be at a McDojo"
by jitsuka May 5, 2008
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Paraphenaliast

A collector, enthusiast or specialist in the invention of devices most efficient for the combustion, consumption and enjoyment of one's poison of choice.
A paraphenaliast is anyone who possesses all or most of the following: handmade pipes, chillums, hookahs, zig-zags AND novelty rolling papers, vapourizers, bongs and other carburation devices!
by the fordmeister January 28, 2011
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Buzz Bunny

A tool used to excite the female organs, usually shaped like a phallus, and having a bunny or bunny ears at the base of the phallus to stimulate the clitoris.
I was so tired and stressed out today, that when I got home, I played with my blue buzz bunny.
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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