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Clements

an crazy ass tuba player in a band and has long girlie hair,and not quite has a o'clock shadow, loves to shop and dance and
has a spike coming out if his lip and .dated a she beast( and i mean huge....bitch that everyone hates.
a very awesome person in general
(thats right will your not awesome any more)

That clements is so kick ass at playing th tuba.

by KRI$$&Y December 19, 2008

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jhannah

A special type of girl that can make you smile even in the rainiest of days. If she comes into your life its for a reason and a good reason only. An all-around extremely beautiful girl with an acttractive personality and elegant looks.

If you're looking for a girl, look for a Jhannah.

by patrickjoenas April 3, 2017

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Perfect Peter

Taking a dump into a condom perfectly to the brim.

I was walking to my car when i saw my manager, i made a perfect peter in the bushes and chucked it at his face.

by The Regal Posse October 11, 2013

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Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010

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it raises questions

the best excuse ever!! ^ ^

=>.<=

teacher: "whats 18 divided by 50 plus 74 times 50 minus 89?"
you: "...IDK, It raises questions."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

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Alison

The hottest girl you will ever meet she is so damn funny and will always make you laugh. She loves to have a good time and will stop at nothing to party all night long.

"wow, do you see that chick?"
" yeah thats Alison"
"man shes hot!"

by jskdnendjxixmak drrfkficixjz January 25, 2014

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