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abe

1) A complete tool
2) A gay couple

1) Look at that abe over there.
2) Ew i hate abes!

by dangerflamablesubstance March 2, 2009

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mofonian

A race of motherfuckerz

damn mofonians!!!!
(this is all i can think of)
(>_<)

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

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Bluffian

For when you bluff too much, and you have the letters 'ian' on the end of your name.

"Dian became a bluffian..."

by Piers Mearns September 6, 2004

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ABW

Afternoon Butt Wipe
The act of going to the restroom, typically in the afternoon hours, soley to address Swamp Ass.
Optional: Leave the soiled toilet paper unflushed to save water.

Matt: "Were you just in the bathroom? That was quick."
Scott: "My butthole was itching something fierce. It required a quick ABW."

Dave: "Hey man, let's go on a jog."
Scott: "Sounds great, just let me knock out a quick ABW before we head out."

by Buster4abw April 22, 2014

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Suupaud

A descriptor used to describe someone with an IQ around the same as a Chicken Nugget's

Dang bro you're suupaud

by BeblesAndGegles January 23, 2025

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p-phubbing

p-phubbing, otherwise known as ignoring friends and family in favor of a smartphone, has a negative impact on relationship satisfaction, life satisfaction can even contribute to depression.

I tried to get her attention with some down Polaroids of me naked, bitch ended up just p-phubbing with her friends.

by Double Dick Don Juan July 10, 2016

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