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don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.
Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.
by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020
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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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Sois

A better memeier, word for swag
The pimp had sois
by Sydb59123 March 12, 2019
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Backdoor Buster

A giant dildo that is used in anal play, this item is typically used by the LGBTQ community. The backdoor buster can also be a person with a huge dick that is looking for anal sex, this term can also be applied to LGBTQ women with big strap on's that are looking for anal sex.
Did you hear that Nick bought a backdoor buster?
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Aidan is a backdoor buster and he is ready to for anal sex.
by Vegapunk Nick October 21, 2019
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Fraggot

Someone who uses a grenade too much in an online shooter video game such as call of duty Halo, Battlefield, or any other online game.
This guy is such a Fraggot, he's already killed me four times with a grenade.
by Vnnami April 3, 2010
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IUP

Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Largest school in the PA State System of Higher Ed, and the only one that confers doctoral degrees. Has a horrible reputation due to extremely low undergrad admissions standards, giving it big "party school" image. Eventually, unqualified students are weeded out via one of three paths: a) they are academically dismissed due to being a total idiot, b) they are expelled for behavior violatons (usually alcohol-related), or c) they withdraw from all their classes and go to trade school. Despite this, IUP has some very bright students, and undergrad classes are taught by top-notch doctoral-level faculty, almost all of whom have Ph.D's or the equivalent in their fields.
Student A: What schools are you applying to?

Student B: I got accepted to all that I applied to...I'm going to IUP.
Student A: You mean I Usually Party?
Student B: Yeah, but I plan to actually go to class, study, and not be a drunken asshat.
by angelfire November 27, 2012
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Tiny

Pronounced Tai-Ne, it means something that is either:
Small
Microscopic
or it is your penis.
It may also be used in a sarcastic manner to describe something huge(duh).
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi December 23, 2015
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