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chyropractor

n : a therapist who practices chyropractic, it is the official decreed job title of the Anti-Christ within the multidimentional corporation 'Lucither and Son'.

Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.

Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.
"I went to see the Chyropractor yesterday, its amazing the way Satan sucked my soul out also solved my back problem."

"I sold my soul to the devil, now everyone believes I'm God and the ache has gone from my shoulder"
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drop dead, gorgeous

Drop Dead, Gorgeous are fucking awesome! Let's mosh...
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testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance
don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister
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new manchester, west virginia

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!
When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.
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sighemoji

I wish I was Sighemoji attractive 😕
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da Vinci Code

Hella great book. You ing Christian wankers need to go get head from your mom.
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fleet

comes from the root 'leet' meaning elite and/or of some higher importance. more commonly used as a derogative meaning superior. the prefix 'f' short for 'f**king' creates a new meaning 'fucking lite' commonly used in the day-to-day syntax of the common online gangsta and/or bitches and hoes.
"I watched star wars yesterday. It wasn't very fleet"
by fatmalakalikesdick May 22, 2005
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