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fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
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Foofy

Little fluffy objects from fleece, carpet, or other random sources that are stuck on someone's clothing. (Plural: Foofies)
Oh, you have a foofy on your shirt, let me get that off for you.

Don't lay on that carpet, your shirt will be full of foofies.

My fleece jacket has foofies on it now that it went through the washing machine.
by kerbygal August 25, 2010
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fugly

A combination of fucking and ugly. Probably discovered when someone was mad and talking really fast. It can sound stupid, but not when used correctly. It can't be used lightly, but calling someone "fucking fugly" is acceptable. Sometimes is can also mean "fat and ugly" or "fucking fat ugly fuckey mcfuckfucks" the ladder being my favorite.
person 1= uhm, she looks kind of fugly today...
person 2= SHUT UP THAT'S NOT HOW TO USE THE WORD.
person 1= oh, okay. then how about, what a fucking fuck fuck fugly fucker fugly fuck fuck mcfuckson.
person 2= THEEEEEERE we go. oh, but shes not, you are, BITCH!
by kccc =] July 7, 2007
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Avery Greig

A dick who never has anybody in mind but himself. He is a player and he super fugly. Either super sweet or a fat dick to girls. Two faced. Don’t got mistaken for his shenanigans
Person: is that Avery Greig

Other person: yeah he’s an asshole
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Evil

Evil is a song.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you( multiply 2)

Never gonna give, never gonna give

Never gonna give, never gonna give

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ( multiply 3)
I am indeed evil.
by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022
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Smacktard

Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.
That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.

Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.
by Matt I September 11, 2004
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F-dog

He's a pretty funny f-dog
by faraday9 March 12, 2020
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