A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

See: Turing Test, Replicant.
"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."
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Any sexual act involving da butt
Mark asked me if I wanted to do some butt stuff, so I let him stick his fingers (and his penis) up my butt. It felt really good.
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A word used for an adorable person, or one that you love.
My pumpkin called me last night!!!
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Chimp Out refers to the action of someone or somthing(chimpanzee) going completly ape shit on anyone who tries to calm it down. The person or thing completly looses his or her cool for an extended period of time. In extreme cases resulting in police "busting a cap in its ass".
Lady 1: " Oh God shoot the chimp shoot it (sobs)."

911 Operator: "What seems to be the problem mam?"

Police officer:"Woah man did you see that chimpanzee chimp out on that ladys ass, it ripped her face off"
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Ditzy means basically acting really dumb and innocent. Not really knowing what is going on.

Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy

Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"
Wow, that blonde is so fuckin ditzy!
Jessica Simpson is the real definition of dizty blonde!
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A girl who is very understanding and is very forgiving . A Lilli is a very real person who doesn't try to look good just for boys . She does it for herself. She is an interesting person, and there is nobody quite like her. She loves music. She can sing her heart out but is shy about it. She tends to care too much for her friends well being and mouths off to teachers. Overall, she is a wonderful person with a beautiful soul.
Lilli is beautiful , inside or out!
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A phrase often used by Twitter users to describe the blocking of another person, then immediate unblock. This is used to make the other user force-unfollow you without making it obvious that blocked them.
This person wouldn't stop replying to my Tweets, so I soft blocked them.
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