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Texas Wrangler Darlin'

WOW! This girl has a 4.0 GPA, hundreds of service hours, is absolutely gorgeous, has guys falling all over her, is surrounded by an entourage 24/7, is at every Longhorn game, AND can drink you under the table?!! She MUST be a Texas Wrangler Darlin'
by KelseyJames1990 December 12, 2010
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skeptical stephanie

One who constantly and consistently questions any good news or positive outlooks.
Dave was excited to hear that the realtor would unofficially look into repairs, if any, for the new house, but Skeptical Stephanie decided to do her thing...
by TG_DM August 13, 2019
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B.P. Syndrome

Symptoms for someone who suffers from B.P. Syndrome has consumed a copious amount of alcohol at a social gathering, usually someone young, who ends up crashing the party by shitting one selfs pants.
"My god hes got B.P. Syndrome doesn't he??"

"It sure smells like it!"
by Peter underguard January 18, 2009
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Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.
You just Jesus juked me, bro!
by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010
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war machine

"nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"

"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"
by Asiansensation6576464 May 8, 2008
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November 15

November 15: Let your girlfriend/boyfriend get kissed by your homies day
John: *kisses bens girlfriend* Ben: Wtf bro why you kissed my girl? John: Bro chill its November 15th
by goeatmybutt November 14, 2021
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Vanessa

The perfect woman. Someone who will always be nice to you. You will want her to be your best friend, and if that does happen, you will fall in love with her. She has beautiful brown eyes, long, curly hair, and a perfect, white smile. Once you love her, it hurts to be apart. If you love something, set it free. If you set Vanessa free, you'll regret it.
Boy 1: Hey, I just hooked up with Vanessa!
Boy 2: Dude that's awesome, who's Vanessa?
Boy 1: You don't know who Vanessa is? She's the most beautiful girl you'll ever see. She has sparkling brown eyes, and you couldn't ask for more.
Boy 2: Bro I'm so jealous of you!
by Noah_Bear June 7, 2013
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