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Gunna

The rapper that's featured in so many songs that he doesn't have time to make his own music.
"Hey, do you know who Gunna is?"
"Yeah, he was featured in one of Lil Mosey's songs.
"Isn't he the guy who featured in Strings too?"
by wtab November 15, 2019
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Honkey Kong

A white man in an arkansas prison gang. He loves to play around but is actually serious. Has hands like lightning. The great white ape who has smashed and been samshed by several toads. 163808 is the population. He is last of a dying breed and holds it down for the Aryan race. He keeps his area and himself clean always and stands up for women and elderly people. Out in the free world he trys to just chill and enjoy life but then someone calls his bluff only he don't bluff he stands on everything he says and is always ready for battle. Also will destroy anyone over those he loves. Honkey Kong was raised and molded on Respect Loyalty Love Honor and Honesty. Looks out for everyone when he can and will always be # Team Kota ⚡⚡
Honkey Kong is here better act right. Oh no don't touch that it belongs to Honkey Kong. Honkey Kong the great white ape.
by Joseph Chaney October 1, 2017
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Padge

Endearing term for homosexual in Nederland, TX.
Now that padge wears those ass-less chaps like no other.
by FundleGrundle April 1, 2011
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Chavmas

A yearly celebration of the birth of Santa and the dressing of all children in Burberry and drinking of much Thunderbird and Lambrini. It is a wicked time of year, a time for TV and giving bling and blowing your bonus on getting smashed on Wife Beater and getting into a ruck with local scallies. This usually starts in August and finishes in February.
"Merry Chavmas everyone!"

"What you doing for Chavmas Kev?"
"Dunno Barry but I love Chavmas, what you doin for Chavmas?"
"Mostly getting minging, mostly!"
by Badboy Bryson December 15, 2004
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Balistic junk food

Is junk food that is launched like a balistic. It was another thing Squidward had launched at him by Spongebob on the show "spongebob Squarepants"
Ahhhh! Spongebob stop launching balistic junk food at me!
by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
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Dunwoody Mom

Mothers who live in Dunwoody a rich city in the burbs of Atlanta where everyone lives in huge expensive house. They drive around in expensive SUVs and because they're usually stay at home moms they spend their time driving to their kids private school to help with the PTA or meet with their book club, getting their nails done, going to the mall, and sticking up their noses and acting really snobby everytime they see anyone in baggy clothing or talking slang. They never hesitate to call the police if they think anything is semi sketchy in their gated communities. Their favorite activity however is to gossip about how their family is so perfect even though their kid is really the biggest drugy and their husband is fucking their next door neighbor.
Kid 1: god my moms so fucking nosey why can't she mind her own business!
Kid 2: damn! looks like you got a dunwoody mom!
Kid 1: fuck! oh well wanna get high?
Kid 2: won't your mom find out?
Kid 1: hell no! she thinks I'm such a goodie two shoes
by T4keite4sy July 12, 2009
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Joke

Nope. Not playing nothing off like a joke. I don't know where you're getting that from.

Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
HOOOOO MAN! I mean, I can only dream! I can only dream of being half of the not-retarded, not-piece-of-shit that he is. Really! I really mean it. I mean all of the words that I'm saying right now! All of them. Everyone single utterance that is aggrandizing to him; I mean all of it. And that doesn't just apply to him but it applies to everyone even vaguely similar to him. If your hair color has even a remotely similar hue; you are undoubtedly better than me in every way. Not as better than me as he is but, gosh-golly, you're just so great! I'm just-a-gonna have to work super duper hard to that one day I'll be good enough to lick his boots clean. Yeah, that's it. One day I'll deserve something. Not today but one day I'll be able to channel a fraction of what he is and then I will finally deserve something more than to be drenched in piss on the bottom rung of society... Shoot, that'll be great! Won't ever be better than him but, man, maybe I won't have to drown in piss forever! Right? Am I... Am I right? Guys? Is... Should I work super duper hard to not be as good as him? Will it make my life meaningful? Because my life doesn't have inherent meaning I have to do things and it can't be too easy. If it doesn't take effort for me to achieve then I'm a Free-Rider... So I have to just expend just-a-oh-so much effort or I'm bad ☹️ and that's not a joke either."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
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