Urban Dictionary
To be woke is to believe and assert one is smarter, more enlightened and morally superior to everybody who thinks differently, when in reality one has a sub-80 IQ and is a selfish narcissist.
"If you think 2+2=4 and not any other number you feel it should equal, you ain't woke."
"I'm going to eat at Burger King because they are woke and put rainbows or the color pink on some of their packaging for 1 month, so I know it's food meant for womxn and LGBT people and not for cis-men like food that comes in neutral packaging. Burger King cares for me even though they have done nothing substantive for LGBT people and the food is identical no matter what it comes in."
"I quit my job because they weren't woke enough. They wouldn't accommodate me for the mental illness I diagnosed myself with from a buzzfeed article and 5 tiktoks and the cancer I diagnosed myself with on WebMD. I told my boss I have CANCER and he told me to get to work unless I have a diagnosis from a licensed physician. He's such an unreasonable asshole."
"I'm going to eat at Burger King because they are woke and put rainbows or the color pink on some of their packaging for 1 month, so I know it's food meant for womxn and LGBT people and not for cis-men like food that comes in neutral packaging. Burger King cares for me even though they have done nothing substantive for LGBT people and the food is identical no matter what it comes in."
"I quit my job because they weren't woke enough. They wouldn't accommodate me for the mental illness I diagnosed myself with from a buzzfeed article and 5 tiktoks and the cancer I diagnosed myself with on WebMD. I told my boss I have CANCER and he told me to get to work unless I have a diagnosis from a licensed physician. He's such an unreasonable asshole."
by x-L-x June 19, 2021
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