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cyoot

Adjective... also called `cute` but this is a cuter spelling of cute therefore making it even cuter than cute.. can be used to describe anyone or anything.
Emily: wow Matt Bellamy is cyoot
Dom: gosh yes, hes the cyootest ever!
Emily and Dom: awwwww Matt
by Emily K April 3, 2005
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Stephen Bullock

The actual best ever.

See: sexy intelligent caring the bomb
Stephen Bullock is potentially the greatest asset the team has right now.
by xSing4Lifexx May 31, 2019
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Yo Momma Jokes

An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:

Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...

You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.

Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."

Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.

Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
by ygfrekwfgwerfh November 25, 2011
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joemama

1. The word: joemama is used in conversations where you don't know what to answer to a question that your family or friend asked.
2. It might simply mean: your mom in a very informal language.
3. It is also used to mock people.
1. "Hey bro, what is this woman?" "IT IS JOEMAMA"
2. "I wonder when joemama is coming Henry."
3. "Joemama is fat!"
by RussellWestbrick December 31, 2022
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jigger

person 1:have you seen Jigger?
person 2 : No
person 1 : then your day is not complete
by bob_dole December 18, 2008
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Niallphobic

Niallphobic means when you’re being rude and disrespectful to one or more Nialls
for example you can say:
you: “you are bad at joking”
A Niall: “you are so goddy damn rudey man Niallphobic”
by lillieisrude December 22, 2022
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script kiddie

Someone who wants to be a hacker (or thinks they are) but lacks any serious technical expertise.
Nah, he's not a hacker. Just a lonely script kiddie.
by Chelonaut February 7, 2003
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