an extremely common occurrence of being in class bored asf and deciding to search up a a pattern of keys on a keyboard in the intension of finding a pattern that not yet have a definition. Keep trying!

this is when reminiscing is used as an avoidance defense mechanism during conversation, for either a subject or question. Ultimately the questioner or subject raiser will forget their point or lose interest leaving you safe.

where a man(or woman depending on the situation) eats out a womans cum, out of her vagina.

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

not a real word, Jacob like totally made it up