by Spy Puts November 23, 2020
by TimeLocked13 April 21, 2022
by CARRETTO October 16, 2023
Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023
To intentionally leave the house with no knickers on so the paparazzi can get an upskirt photo of your growler, then complain about it on social media when the photo is shared.
It usually helps if you also have an Only Fans account
It usually helps if you also have an Only Fans account
by MoriartyProfJ23 May 22, 2024
by Squalid May 18, 2023
What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.
Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?
Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...
Reporter: *Cringe*
Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...
Reporter: *Cringe*
by JP May 02, 2004