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Peak Wokeness

When one demonstrates their wokeness by means of excessive displays of manhood. This applies especially in the field of firearms.
“Last week, Pete really reaches peak wokeness at the range with his new AR. It had rainbow balls hanging off it, a fun-fur comfort pad on the stock, and a couple bare segments of Pic Rail exposed”
by LessWokeThanThou December 23, 2018
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Dramautism

The daily thing that whips the autism community into a frenzy sparking that day's specific activism activity without a clear end result in mind.
"Ooo girl. I don't know if I have time for all this dramautism on Facebook. It's wearing me out. I can't figure out what to work on next."
by Dramautism Queen May 16, 2010
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Coochie

''Damn girl that coochie is so sexy''
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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may 26th

The day of all faggotry
Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit
Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit Dude I thonk I’m gay
by Jonnyhasatinypingus May 26, 2019
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Muke

A mixture of snot, mucus and sometimes vomit with a bit of flem and saliva thrown in to top it off
Culloty: Did you hear Luke was on the bangers last night?
Wheatley: Yeah, now there’s muke everywhere!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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My fault

I/You apologize for the wrongdoing, but as a human I’m/You’re still too cool to actually say sorry/I apologize
Boss: Isaiah you’re late for your shift again!?

Me: C’mon boss. You know there’s always a lot of traffic on my way to work. “My fault” though

Boss: Oh yea I forgot...you’re cool Isaiah

Me: I know😎
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Oracle

A person from Ancient Greek mythology that speaks prophecies to Greek heroes AKA "Something or someone that will predict how you die :3"
Person 1: hey did you talk to the oracle today that’s in the attic.
Person 2: yeah it told me how the world could end some with farts and exploding cows
Person 1: oh that’s horrible
by Sayuki Yuko <3 August 19, 2024
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