Justin Bieber

A homosexual male, who gets overplayed on the radio due to obsessive girls in the age range of three to twenty. Seduces target audience (young boys, sometimes undeveloped girls) by convincing them he is a die-hard romantic. He cannot be a die-hard romantic, considering he is sixteen and has not yet hit puberty. He has a total pube count of...two.

The latest tween robot to take over radio stations. When hearing the brainwashing lyrics, you may experience one of the following:
#1: Fear for the next generation
#2: Hearing loss
#3: A HORRIBLE disease often referred to as "Bieber fever"

Syptoms of Bieber Fever include: Chronic screaming, loss of all dignity, making out with air-brushed posters, and knowing all the lyrics to annoying, pointless songs. Effects last as long as Justin Bieber's career.

People with Bieber fever tend to be extremely annoying and impulsive. Please take caution when approaching them.

The Canadian government is extremely sorry for letting their experimental mind-control cyborg out of the country.

Be warned, he is a short, white Canadian. He talks like a gang-banger. This is often referred to as "wangster."
Justin Bieber told us "One Time" approximately one thousand times. He is recommended to return immediately to kindergarten to re-learn how to count.

The chorus to "Baby" is actually the edited recording of the first time he masturbated.

He is an Usher mini-me. Usher's side project, if you will.
by BieberSux August 15, 2010
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Wii U

Nintendo's eighth generation home console, successor to the Wii, released in 2012
the Wii mostly targeted casual gamers, but the Wii U will target both casual and hardcore gamers
the controller looks like a traditional controller but has a big touch screen, almost like a tablet
it is said to be 50% more powerful than the PS3, but the power is likely to get over taken by the next PlayStation and Xbox, and showcased games of current generation
it will not be capable of playing DVD or Blu-Rays, but is backwards compatible with Wii games

the console itself looks like the Xbox 360 and Wii had a child
the Wii U; terrible name, but nonetheless...

Finally, Zelda, Mario, Metroid and Super Smash Bros. all in HD!

A: The Wii U? more like Pee Yew!
B: lol, epic fail
by SCB '92 June 16, 2011
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Triple G

Grumpy Ginger GILF (Grandfather I'd like to fuck) a 60 year old ginger male, usually a headteacher who abuses children.
Eric - "Oh shit it's Triple G!"
Matthew - "Lets hide, he will beat us!"
by ShroomBoom45 March 27, 2018
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A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined
by Narto928 June 7, 2009
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gorl

Another word for girl but primarily used by gru or your crazy friends.
Hey gorl lookinsharp
by CiaoBella5324 February 12, 2023
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fanfiction scurvy

The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).
So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?
by answer42 July 18, 2010
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sticky mickey

To ejaculate into ones hand and then presume to slap someone in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Did you see Jason give Sara a sticky mickey in the hallway in school yesterday!
by Cartelan April 26, 2014
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