Retarded Animal Babies 

A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.

"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!

Retarded Animal Babies by Yaziyo December 28, 2005

redard 

Someone who spells retard wrong.

guy 1: i'm going to look up retard *types in redard*

redard by betchlin February 1, 2009

Retarding 

Retardation in verb form

We gon' be retarding tonight

Retarding by 72ryan72 June 5, 2018

retardedly 

The act of performing something in a retarded or idiot like way.

Did you see john? He was dancing retardedly.

retardedly by Robert CN November 21, 2006

retardo montalban 

a sucker in a cheap suit

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"

retardo montalban by karie May 7, 2003

Socially Retarded 

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

Socially Retarded by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006

felons and retards in blue 

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.

Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards

felons and retards in blue by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010