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One who has been given additional tarts.
Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
by underdogFromLux August 18, 2006
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."
Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

by Kfizzle April 13, 2006
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Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.
"Hey libtards, YOUR RETARTED LOLOLOL!!!" - George W. Bush
by voidsoul May 11, 2009
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The past tense for an additional application of tart.
I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige
by Sep August 13, 2007
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