Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.
"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
by Kfizzle April 28, 2006

I am retarted. (yes you are!)
by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003

by Demon6667 March 06, 2019

Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.
by voidsoul May 12, 2009

I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige
by Sep August 15, 2007
