retarted

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

by underdogFromLux August 19, 2006

retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

by Kfizzle April 14, 2006

retarted

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003

retarted

Mis-spelling of the word retarded.

What the hell is a retart?

by DCI August 18, 2005

retarted

Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.

"Hey libtards, YOUR RETARTED LOLOLOL!!!" - George W. Bush

by voidsoul May 12, 2009

retarted

The past tense for an additional application of tart.

I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige

by Sep August 13, 2007

retarted

What you are if you spell it like this.

moron: u r retarted!!!!!
Me: Learn how to spell retard, you retard.

by David555 April 8, 2006