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A word defining complete pity and sadness, a maximum state of misery. Something that is weaker than it should and could be, something poor in existence.(1)

Also commonly being used at immature and exaggerated deeds.(2)
(1)You never worked any hard, always taking, never giving, nor deserving, and now you dare to beg me in tears for money...
You are pathetic.

(2)My classmate which I invited yesterday stole my 6 year old brother's favorite toy.
by Proch January 31, 2011
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When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.
Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic
by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009
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everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.
every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"

NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.
by emilyisreallycool April 07, 2008
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A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.
Albert: I can kick the ass of anybody for good.
Umer : You know what? You are pathetic!
by Umer August 09, 2006
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a dirty old man checking out girls in his personal fitness class but saying hes only looking at their belts
no kacie im just looking at your belt not your tits and ass. but in case your wondering there great
by Novoslos December 22, 2003
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