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fa·ther
fäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
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if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.
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The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault

me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
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fa·ther
fäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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