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In parentheses, as a single paragraph at the end of a written doofer, translates roughly as "I've just said something shallow and maybe witty".
Me me me I'm really funny me. And mad, yeah.

Gagh!

(dies)
Dies by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003
Words you can keep
in the grave to forever rot and never be able to go to a strip club again
Alex: ur mom is dead

Brodie:no she dies
Dies by tojcic October 11, 2018
Tommy : *kill james*
James: oh no *dies*
Dies by Tiny Conerson January 1, 2021
Commonly used on forums, *dies* indicates the act of dying in a virtual environment. Note: Whoever said it isn't really dead.
mike_gamesradar.com: I'm a cunt
The Reverand: *dies*
*dies* by The Reverand May 26, 2004
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*
*dies* by more heat than light January 1, 2004
1. said pre, mid, or end of sentence when something is undesirable
2. can be said anytime.
Oh, god :dies:
I had the worst day :dies:
this sucks :dies:
:dies: by sah January 30, 2003
To die in a comical manner.

Most appropriate in internet forums, *dies* is a perfect example of an evolution in human vocabulary. When somebody *dies* it can have meanings on several levels yet always funny unless true.
Karlprof "Does my middle finger smell of cheese?"

Mario *dies*
*dies* by SillySprout January 6, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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