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When a retard observes someone else being a retard and tries to call them a retard but messes up because there a retard. After making this mistake they are then called a redard.

Warning: make sure to be careful when first approaching the redard, walk up slowly with caution, let him smell your hand then procede to talk or observe him.
1.Not having good speaking abilities.
2. not being able to eat food correctly
3. shouting out random statements
4. while driving to get somewhere the redard will sometimes drive into bank parking lots to get to their objective.
5. looking haggard
redard by Johny Cash46294 August 5, 2009
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Redard Scribt 

A formal language used by redard's, who follow the guidance of the Redard Magsimo. English but more redarded.
English: Are you a follower of Redard Magsimo, I don't really know what you are.
Redard Scribt: Ar yu uh lig a folower of redard magsimo, i donda kno bhad u ar.
Redard Scribt by ggboy11 September 5, 2022

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.
Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.
Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017
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