montalban 

the coolest last name to ever have

Montalban kids like Brendan are annoying

montalban by Amerz Poopoo head September 20, 2020

montalbán 

A very manly chest, or a view of that chest through an open shirt. Also known as man-cleavage. Named for Ricardo Montalbán's excellent montalbán.

He left the first few buttons of his shirt open, so that the ladies could see his montalbán.

montalbán by captain turrel January 16, 2009

retardo montalban 

a sucker in a cheap suit

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"

retardo montalban by karie May 7, 2003

retardo montalban 

a retarded vetsion of ricardo montalban

mitchell's favorite actor is retardo montalban

retardo montalban by scapegirl February 17, 2025

Montanan 

To display an action that is sensed by others to be rugged, self refined, and/or strongly characteristic of a mountainous region cultures predefined notions of "a badass"

When your friend is smoking a hand rolled style cigar whilst performing a sick maneuver that makes the ladies swoon because they think your so badass. "Dude, that was really Montanan of you back there with those chicks! They think you're da shit son!"

Montanan by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

retardo-montalbon 

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

retardo-montalbon by ellemesse July 7, 2006

Montalbano 

A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.

Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."

Montalbano by White class & red trash October 1, 2013