A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
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shit

yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years
Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit
by megumisgf April 7, 2022
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the activity you are participating in currently
Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)
by wittyname January 19, 2010
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Life's a test..... do you pass?
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
by ay yo July 9, 2004
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god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 28, 2005
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A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.
My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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