Drooling 

Open your mouth and keep it open enough so that slaver is coming out of your mouth. There is 2 kinds.

1. Every time Homer Simpson find something delicious.

2. When a creepy guy looks at a hot girl.

Examples:

1. Homer drooling: Mmmmmh, chiken.... ahrrrhrhr

2. Creepy guy drooling Danm look at those... arrrhhrhrr

Drooling by gilgr8 August 19, 2011

Drooling Veggie 

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)

Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

Drooling Veggie by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015

drooling noodle 

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)

I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.

drooling noodle by EN room 141 April 29, 2011

drooling tuna 

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.

After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!

drooling tuna by Ferguson July 3, 2005

Drooling Cheerios 

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

Drooling Cheerios by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

Drooling Dog 

Sex position required is doggy-style. The mix of cum and vaginal juices that emerge and hang from a woman's vagina after orgasm has occurred (the drool). The 'dog' part comes, not from the position but from the mild to medium to heavy 'beard' of a woman's vagina when positioned in doggy-style as though it was a dog with a drooling problem.

I had a look down at her vag after I'd shot my load, and I was face to face with a drooling dog.

Drooling Dog by FAB501 March 24, 2009

drooling vegetable 

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

drooling vegetable by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008