Missed is often used to describe a situation when you fail to be present or when you fail to hit or strike an object. However, when the word missed is used in quotation marks, such as "missed", it refers to being totally smashed out of your mind, in a hugely small amount of time, so much so that you are asked to leave the bar immediately, even before the band plays their first song, and you therefore "missed" the band, even though you were present at one point, but oddly enough you didn`t "miss" the ground when you hit it leaving the bar.
Chuck...."Man, can you believe Mark missed that awesome band last night?"

Donna..."But I thought Mark was at the show?"

Chuck..."Well, he was, but then he "missed" it."

Donna..."Oh, now I get it."
by Chopper Charlie November 16, 2010
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Pleasuring yourself at the thought of a distant partner
I was missing you again earlier
by b.lag November 28, 2009
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The act in which something gets lost. Such as 89 million being spent on pogba who then gets lost within inches of grass.
Pogba has been missing for several weeks.
by Mark lowe November 29, 2016
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when something is lost, and you just want it back. a feeling you get when you bestfriend or boyfriend leaves and you dont know what your going to do. your walls are fallin down, you need them back. you dont know what your going to do without them. you just want that feelin they gave you when you were together back. everythings pretty much a mess, and you still need them. but there shit less of your feelings and dont care about you anymore.
I miss you so much, I want things to be the way they were.
by Chickenn April 15, 2008
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Person a: Yo he just doesn’t miss
Person b: please just miss once king
by Charrid July 31, 2020
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