just a way for one, ie. me, to flex on yall with their immaculate use of the english language by speaking as the ones important to society do, its the competent way of saying "lets get that bread"

You: Lets get this bread
I, an intellect: Lets obtain the grain

Obtain the Grain by awholemess January 9, 2019

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Lets Obtain the Grain

Instead of lets get this bread lets try Lets obtain the grain

Grocery list: Bread
OK boys Lets obtain the grain

Lets Obtain the Grain by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

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Sans_Obtain

I want Ab_C0re to fuck me in the ass so hard i can't walk because i love sucking and taking his massive cock

"Hi Sans_Obtain Did you and Ab_C0re have sex everyday?"
"Yes"

Sans_Obtain by NotAb_C0re September 9, 2021

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obtainstuck

When you want to get stuck in and something is just getting in your way, you get obtainstuck!

Usual obstacles include Plunt Thor Thunder Tits or Shirker Bandits or guys called Sven.

It often sneaks up on you like a Patagonian Sneak Bear - you are all ready to go and BaNg - you are obtainstuck.

“Wow that Meer is getting proper obtainstuck man”

Triple H, I can't believe you won all my cash at poker, now I have no way of getting home - absolute obtainstuck!

What, they took my domain website name, now I'm proper obtainstuck!

obtainstuck by The Merz May 19, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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