suckiest

The highest level of sucking

Suckiest beats suckier anyday.

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk June 18, 2007

brown suckies

The discoloured portion of skin found at the terminus of a boob.

David moaned, uncontrollably, when Stephen licked his brown suckies.

by Gym-bo December 28, 2015

suckfest

suckfest, n.

A place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.

This class is a total suckfest

by WhoGivesAShit May 24, 2005

suckest

Someone or something that sucks the most, out of a large group of things or people that also suck. This term was most likely created by Jose Cerquiera while playing Ultimate Frisbee, however it's true origins are not fully known.

Yo Elizabeth that throw was SUCKEST!

by el tigre! June 9, 2008

total suckfest

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.

"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."

by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 8, 2005

Suckfest

An alias for Lifetime Movie Network

Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!

by wittbelle October 10, 2011

Suckfest

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.

Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.

by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006