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Verb. Something that white girls can't do.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
by Jp331 July 14, 2014
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
by The Almaster July 17, 2014
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The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!

Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!

Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
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word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.
'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'
by noofruit March 04, 2006
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Among multiple meanings, even is used sometimes on the internet (most prominently Tumblr) as the ability to understand an idea that may seem too complicated for that person's intelligence, most often in a negative manner.
by KoopaTroopaKing December 31, 2014
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