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"At least have a modicum of decency to close the curtain before you undress."

"You're at an honor society ceremony and you can't even find a modicum of dignity to refrain from another glass of champagne?"
Modicum by Miss.Devine May 31, 2009
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The blissful feeling, or state of being, in which a person finds his or herself immediately following a good poop; often described in the context of “searching” for said feeling while the occupant is taking said dump.
Dude, I found mojicum so good this morning.
mojicum by jorgorb November 28, 2019

modicrum 

A nonlogism primarily used by individuals with only a modicum of experience spelling three syllable words.
A modicrum of good will.
modicrum by purly October 19, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026