Donkey

You say it when someone says some dumbass shit

Cameron: “sir sir can you give us a homework before you go pls??”

David: “put a leash on this donkey before I..”

by The_Father_of_Hoes November 25, 2019

Donkey

Another word for donkey is ass.A male ass is called a jack.A female is called a jenny.

Omg is that brad marchand?!Yeah, he's such a donkey.
Hey dude!What?What do you get when you cross an ass and a horse?I don't know.A mule.

by M0rg5 April 22, 2020

Donkey

A very large fish, especially in relation to other fish of the same species. Not just a bass, the biggest and the baddest bass. It's obstinate, stubborn, and it has a kick like a donkey. When you get one on you'll know it because it will be on like Donkey Kong!

ME: I got a huge redfish! It's unbelievable!
Fishing Buddy: Dude that's a Donkey.
ME: Wha? No way, it's a redfish. It's just huge.
Fishing Buddy: Dude, I'm huge, but that thing is a DONKEY!

by bubba luva July 02, 2019

Donkey

A male prostitute, derived from the onomatopoetic fact that he is a "he-whore".

if you walk down to the corner of 3rd and Mission, you'll see a donkey dressed like a mincer just waiting to gobble your gonads for less than a tenner.

by DelicateCargo June 03, 2015

Donkey

Slang for ketamine; derives from the misconception that ketamine is a horse tranquiliser.

i wanna get mashed on some donkey.

by muggyoffer January 04, 2011

Donkey

verb \dawng-kee\

The act of transporting awkward-sized materials or objects from one location to another. Usually the distance between the two locations is significant.

JayMo: Good Afternoon. I was wondering if you could do me a favor and deliver these new refrigerators to the administration building.

Tilda: Yo, I don't have the time or resources to donkey that shit all the way across town for you. I have a report to prepare.

by BlueSquare77 September 17, 2010

Donkey

noun (pl. -keys)
A stupid male. A euphemism for dumb-ass.

Amy: Dude, you will never believe what Mike said to me! SO AWKWARD!

Alex: Oh no! What now? That guy is such a donkey!

by woooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 25, 2010