geographical 

relocating in the hopes of solving or avoiding a life problem. Running away from something. Very commonly employed by active alcoholics who (falsely) believe that moving will solve their drinking problem.

"Man, I can't stand my pathetic life. I'm going to move to Chicago."

"Dude, are you sure you're not just doing a geographical? Will moving really solve your problems or will you just recreate your pathetic life in a new city?"

geographical by angorama August 14, 2008

Geographical Appreciation 

the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field

Hey John! are you forgetting to utilise Geographical Appreciation when evaluating this essay?

Geographical Appreciation by Joe Enchantt November 16, 2022

Geographical Whore

When a country has been conquered and settled over by enemy nations so many times, they are essentially a whore of the world.

The Philippines is a geographical whore.

Geographical Whore by Godismyname1234 November 16, 2021

Geographical Goats 

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat

Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho

Geographical Goats by DaveGave May 17, 2019

Geographical hottie

When the woman in the room is the best looking one. She may not be great looking or exactly fit but the fact that she happens to be the best one around at the time makes it so.

Mary is having a small party. Mary weights 180 lbs. Her five friends that came tip the scales at over 300 lbs. each. Mary is most likely the geographical hottie.

Geographical hottie by Gand1 August 11, 2011

geographical chameleon 

an area you haven't been to in a very, very, long time. you remember it one way, but by the time you get back the 'developers' have closed in, and though the 'lay of the land' is pretty much the same, new buildings/architecture (bizarrechitecture? (-urban dict.word!) have 'gone up' and you no longer recognize the place.

went back to pooptown after fifteen years and it had become a geographical chameleon!

geographical chameleon by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

Geographical nonce 

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries

Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad

Geographical nonce by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021