Hamster

A small, furry rodent. A popular household pet, the hamster comes in five different species: the Syrian hamster, the true dwarf hamsters (Campbell's Russian/Djungarian, Winter White, and Roborovski) and the Chinese dwarf hamster (which has a prehensile tail, unlike its bob-tailed counterparts). The little creatures like to store food in their cheek pouches, which can also contain plans for world domination. The hamster is nocturnal, and if it has access to a wheel, it will run all not, which can bother the owner, unless the owner has a silent wheel. Hamsters are coprophagic, which means they eat their own fecal matter. Hamsters do not belong in microwaves.
Her hamster likes to sleep, eat, poop, run, and plan for world domination.
by Supreme Baritone Goddess May 18, 2016
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A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are escape artists.
The hamster nibbled the small piece of apple amusing the giggling group of girls who where watching it.
by Bohemian Diva February 26, 2006
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A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.
by jwka2001 May 17, 2010
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A small measurement of tobacco often given to a mate to keep them going until they can get to a shop; alternatively you may give your mate a hamster after you have managed to get a bootleg 50g of golden virginia baccy. A hamster of tobacco fits snugly in the palm of a hand and thus looks a bit like the small furry mammal.
Michelle: I'd skin up mate, however i haven't got any baccy.

Sarah: That's ok mate i've got loads, I got 50g of golden vag down the nag's head. Ere you go have a hamster.
Michelle: ah cheers mate. I'll skin up.
by Sarah Sellotape September 15, 2012
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Person: do you like hamsters?
Me: of course! I love them!
by Hamstergirl05 September 02, 2018
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Hamster: A partialy filled beer found left over after a party.
Often times inebriated people will misplace their beer and
simply grab a fresh one out of convenience rather than search for their own.

A half leftover beer drank in desperation.
Who in the hell left all these Goddamn hamsters?
by zeprider1 August 31, 2009
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
by llamanator October 11, 2004
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