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likely lads 

english rude boys, nike tracksuits etc
likely lads by carlos Barat May 17, 2006

likely dykely 

A cousin of the phrase "strictly dickly", it's what you call a woman who you think is most likely a lesbian.
"Wow dude, I swear she just looked at another girl's rack!" "Of course she did man, I'd say she is likely dykely"

Likely Fable Compadre 

A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.
Dude i've got a massive boner." "Likely Fable Compadre
Likely Fable Compadre by littlesibber December 27, 2010

Likely lads 

The archetypal Anson Lads; e.g. drink too much, smoke too much, take recreational drugs, take a highly mysogenistic view of women, etc

The lads take thie name from the song by the Libertines

They live by the values of; "bros before hoes" and often consider other members of the group as "brothers from another mother"
Will, Joe and Doug are such a bunch of likely lads

Someones been smoking crack in the shower! i want to see the likely lads in my office immediately.
Likely lads by fitz171 April 10, 2010

Scam Likely

When a scammer bitch calls your phone about your car’s extended warranty.
*Scam likely calling* “Hi! We were trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!” BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF MY LINE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

a likely story 

An expression used to signal disbelief and/or doubt in something that someone said.

Or a nicer way of saying “that’s bullshit”
Person 1: Dude, I had sex with a hot girl last night!

Person 2: A likely story
a likely story by Jejsjsjkdkd January 29, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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