Yaziyo's definitions
Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.
by Yaziyo October 18, 2008
Get the UrbanDictionary Essaymug. by Yaziyo May 2, 2005
Get the fbzmug. 
A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.
He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…
by Yaziyo March 5, 2008
Get the The Closetmug. 
by Yaziyo August 29, 2006
Get the Penis Pumpmug. by Yaziyo December 25, 2005
Get the 38DDmug.