Yaziyo's definitions

Ped Bread

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.

My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.

by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

by Yaziyo March 5, 2008

big nick

A smelly person, also see minifoot

Zomg!!! u smell like big nick!

by Yaziyo May 2, 2005

oh dears

Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes.

"Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlfriends tongue-ring"
"Oh dears"

by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

client

An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

bignick

A smelly person, see minifoot

Zomg!!!!! u smell like minifoot

by Yaziyo May 2, 2005

38DD

JonPap - a 'comically weighted' guy's man-boob-bra-size. Also used by women made of silicone.

Look at jonpap's 38DD man boobs jiggle as he runs!

by Yaziyo December 25, 2005