A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.
...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.
...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 05, 2013
Ayo my homie scott got real nice drip with his louis vuitton bruh.
Damn homie his fit is fire as fuck.
Damn homie his fit is fire as fuck.
by eggski May 06, 2020
a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
by flash August 01, 2004
by Your Ass September 14, 2003
The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.
by Chickenwing21 October 04, 2006
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
Feb 28 trending
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- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose