A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 5, 2013
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mum: get out of bed
me: no
by wins April 14, 2011
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yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.
by insideout hamster December 30, 2010
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a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)
by flash August 1, 2004
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The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.
by Chickenwing21 October 4, 2006
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I said" you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."
by KellyTheGamer98 March 18, 2017
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Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person
He is so hot, I would love to bed him.
by Oz February 3, 2005
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