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A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 05, 2013
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May 6 Word of the Day
Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
by Doja's simp April 09, 2021
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a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)
by flash August 01, 2004
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The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.
by Chickenwing21 October 04, 2006
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