A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 5, 2013
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mum: get out of bed
me: no
by wins April 14, 2011
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a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)
by flash August 1, 2004
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yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.
by insideout hamster December 30, 2010
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The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.
by Chickenwing21 October 4, 2006
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Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person
He is so hot, I would love to bed him.
by Oz February 3, 2005
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A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.
Doesn't the word bed make you tired because it looks like one?
by Agaydefinition September 1, 2009
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