Urban Dictionary: bed

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A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!

by MatsumotoMania December 05, 2013

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Ayo my homie scott got real nice drip with his louis vuitton bruh.
Damn homie his fit is fire as fuck.

by eggski May 06, 2020

mum: get out of bed
me: no

by wins April 13, 2011

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)

by flash August 01, 2004

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.

by Your Ass September 14, 2003

The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.

by Chickenwing21 October 04, 2006

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004