both

The wonderful state of being high and drunk simultaneously. After you try both, there's no other way to be.

This party won't be fun unless I'm utterly annihilated. Time to get both.

by Bob Shilaski October 9, 2010

both

The combined set of two (or more) squishies (namely breasts).

Logan, look, we're holding both our boths at once!

by notthetaffraotter July 28, 2010

Both

(noun) Someone who is both poor and stupid

I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.

You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.

by b0bonthej0b June 6, 2011

Both

I know it's both

Iam "Right, right it's both but I'm not talking about to you. You get it. You see things at the level of the individual. But the horde does not. THAT'S what I want to know. Does the horde think I'm the good one or the bad one? I mean I'm sure it varies from one person to the next, right? (Obviously) but, in general, how does the horde see me?"

Hym "Negatively. That's how. Hahaha!"

Iam "....... You're not curious at all?"

Hym "Well, if they thought we were Jesus they would be mobbing us begging to be healed (because if you have the power to heal the sick; all anyone is ever going to want you to do is heal people all day every day. An idea the was explored once in "The 1100" and again I'm "Re:Do of Healer") or if they thought we were Jesus they would be lighting us on fire or something. So... As long as they don't think we are better then them in any capacity we should be safe."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

both

A combination of broth and bread. Both is the main source of nourishment in communist nations. In some countries, it is eaten as much as 18 times a day. As Stalin himself once said, "a comrade with both, is a comrade with a smile". Research has shown, the more both you eat, the more left-wing you become. In Russia, rather than socialising at the pub like English folk, men gather in both kitchens. In Ukraine, it is traditional to make both from family pets once deceased. If you eat both too much, you sprout a moustache.

"both! both! both! both! both!"

by Count Gibbsular March 27, 2007

both

when a pair of individuals are talking and have a thing

"what are you guys?" "oh we are both"

by skippytheboys March 28, 2017

Both

A beautiful name for a Cambodian kid

Both is cool

by J!mes March 27, 2024