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"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."
illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007
Something or someone incapable of applying or void of logic.
All Boomers are illogical with regards to the environment
Illogical by 456a13 November 11, 2019
emma loving tristan more than tristan
emma: i love you more
tristan: no thats illogical
illogical by tristan! February 3, 2008
Ur dad
Lol ur dad is so illogical
Illogical by IShipSkephalo December 19, 2021

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Illogical Stone 

A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.
“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
Illogical Stone by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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